why is it illegal to drink and drive, and you have to have a driver's liscence to buy beer?
why is it illegal to smoke at a gas station if they sale cigarretes inside?
are they still making major-vans?
why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?
if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
if work is terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
men are from earth. women are from earth. deal with it.
dont sweat the petty things, adn dont pet the sweaty things.
if people from poland are called "poles," why arent people from Holland called "holes"?
did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? he wanted to transcend dental medication.
fun things to do at college:
1. if your school has a fountain, put some liquid detergent in it.
2. sleep through a class.
3. stay awake during a class.
4. walk up to a group of people you dont know and jump right into their conversation as if you were an old friend.
5. speak spanish during that conversation.
6. if they look at you funny, start talking in french. if you dont know how, just make it up.
7. streak across campus.
8. start a protest against vietnam, and see how many people you can get to join you.
9. "accidentally" go to the wrong class three weeks in a row.
10. look over people's shoulders in the computer lab
this is a really cool picture of some lightning that i took a while back during an incredible storm at my house. i didnt have any where else to put it on this page, so i just stuck it here.
this is kinda what it looked like live