Christopher Moore is one of the greatest authors of our time! Please take a moment to pick up one, or all, of his books.
Story for 'Blood Sucking Fiends' by Christopher Moore: Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful, undead redhead walks through the door... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never imagined possible.
"Deft and funny." -- The New York Time Book Review
"Delightful... highly recommended... filled with oddball characters, clever dialogue, and hilarious situations." -- Library Journal
"A series of bizarre misadventures that take place at breakneck speed in a variety of interesting locales. The dialogue is sharp and from the hip, the pace frenetic, and the situations tinged with a healthy does of the supernatural... Moore is one of those rare writers who is laugh-out-loud funny." -- Santa Barbara Independent