Fun, Lyrics and Stuff !!!
Lyrics to live by
- You gotta be cool
- You gotta be calm
- You gotta stay together.
(Des’ree)
- Don’t pat yourself on the back,
- you might break your spine.
(Greenday)
- We can do anything we want to.
(Billie)
- Tequila, it makes me happy
(Terrorvision)
- Nice guys finish last !!!
(Greenday)
- It’s something unpredictable but in the end is right.
(Greenday)
Remember.......
- It’s nice to be important but more important to
be nice
More Friends !
This is me and my friends on the
last day of term, christmas 1998. From left to right = Chrissi, Sarah,
Amy, Kat, Donna, Nikki, Smit, Me.
- Try out compiling your own tunes in a way that Alanis Morrissette does at Make ur own tune
And if you're really feeling wacky and have a weird sense of humour then go to Wacky dances
Above is a pic of me after having too much to drink after my last ever geography exam.
Here are are a few jokes, just for a giggle.
- When is it time to be a useless lager drinking
person of the human race?
- Look inside your pants. If you have a penis then it is time.
- Why is Norwich city like a boob tube?
- They both have no cups and no support.
- A burglary was recently comitted at Manchester city’s ground and the entire
contents of thhe trophy room were stolen.
- Police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.
- What would if take to reunite the Beatles?
- 3 bullets.
- What happened to the bloke with 2 broken arms that entered a masterbation
contest?
- He didn’t come anywhere.
- Where would you find OJ Simpson’s website on the internet?
- Slash, slash, backslash, escape.
- Two flies land on a butt, which one is a drug addict?
- The one that lands on the crack.
- Why can’t you have a circumsised morris dancer?
- You have to be a complete prick to be a morris dancer.
