"You can't expect success. You can only hope for it."
"We're best friends, only bester."
"Girl are just icing on the cake, or music is like a hot dog and girls are the condiments. Life is a Twinkie and girls are the sticky, white stuff inside."
"I always have to act wacky. When I act serious, it's like, 'Why aren't you wacky? Is this a bad day for you?'"