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I was surfin around one day... and I got pretty bored, so I decided to look up some pick up lines. these are the best ones I've found plus a couple I already knew.

  • Are we in the frozen food section, or are you just happy to see me?
  • As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (personal fav :) )
  • May I like your forehead?
  • Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
  • What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
  • Hi, I'm Easy!
  • Before you run, I am not a freak.
  • If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. (that's a surefire line)
  • Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn you were checking out my package.
  • Bond. James Bond.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!
  • Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase population; for the next generation; do you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

    Well I guess that's all I have for now. Glad i could be of some service.