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REVOLUTIONARY METHOD TO SPEAK SPANISH

Are you planning to visit Mexico and don't speak any spanish? Don't worry! We have the solution.

With our method, even you can speak "Mexican" in just a few lessons.

Sceptic? Try this demo:

For example, if you say "PAIR DONE", Mexicans will understand: "PERDON" (Sorry).
 

Try the next ones and get convinced of our revolutionary method:

1) BOY AS N R= VOY A CENAR = I'm gonna have dinner

2) N L C JOHN= EN EL SILLON = On the armchair

3) BE A HOPE AND SON = VIEJO PANZON = Fat Old man

4) THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US = DICES PURAS TONTERIAS = You say only dumb things

5) S TOY TREE STONE = ESTOY TRISTON = I'm kinda sad

6) LOST TRAP EAT TOSS = LOS TRAPITOS = The little rags

7) A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG = AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA = There's only politics around here

8) DESK CAN SAW = DESCANSA = (You) rest

9) AS SAY TOON AS = ACEITUNAS = Olives

10) CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE = CELAYA GUANAJUATO = Celaya, Guanajuato (a City in central Mexico)

11) BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US = VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS = Arguing Bitches

12) COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS = COMETE LOS AGUACATES = Eat the avocadoes

13) THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE = DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO = Stop bugging me

14) KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS = QUITATE LOS HUARACHES = take off your sandals

15) BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US = BOLA DE PAYASADAS = Silly stuff

16) TABOO N O = 'TA BUENO = It's ok

17) A KEY'S TATOO ONE C'MON EIGHT = AQUI 'STA TU JUAN CAMANEY = Here's your Latin Lover

18) PASS A LASS SHELL ASS = PASA LAS CHELAS = Pass the beer

19) S TOY SO LAP ASS = ESTOY SOLAPAS = I'm all alone

20) PASS A LASS ALL SAW = PASA LA SALSA = Pass the sauce

21) COME S LOSS TACK EAT TOSS = COMES LOS TAQUITOS = You eat the little tacos

22) EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS! = AY JALISCO NO TE RAJES! = Famous Mexican saying

23) L GATT E TOW = EL GATITO = The kitten

24) A PEST ASS ALL COLE = APESTAS A ALCOHOL = You stink like alcohol

25) TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ = TENGO ZAPATOS ITALIANOS = I have italian shoes

26) BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O = BIGOTES DE RANCHERO = Red neck moustaches

27) TEAR EGG ALL O LASS CAN E KEY TAZ = TE REGALO LAS CANIQUITAS = I give you the little marbles

28) S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH = ESTAS BIEN GORDO = You are very fat

29) TELL O PRO MET O = TE LO PROMETO = I promise you

30) DOES TACK EAT TOSS E FREE HALL S = DOS TAQUITOS Y FRIJOLES = Two little tacos and beans

31) L WHO GO RAN C O = EL JUGO RANCIO = The rotten juice

32) MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH = MASCARITA SAGRADA = Name for famous wrestler in Mexico

33) MOM A SIT AT = MAMACITA = Beautiful girl

34) THIN GO HAM BREAD = TENGO HAMBRE = I'm hungry

35) APE A CHURCH OU = APACHURRO = I'll love to touch you

36) CORAL SUN = CORAZON = Honey

36) VAN US AMONG R LABOUR CHAT = VAMOS A MOJAR LA BROCHA = Let's make love


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