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The Top 10 Excuses Not To Practice
My underwear has skidmarks on them
I have to take a dump
I moved to China
My amp is on fire
I have to go beat it
Trevor is gay
I am gay (this one was never actually used)
I am fat
I need a haircut
I broke my G string

Armando's a shmuck!
Aaron Carter sucked his brother
Pearl Jam rules
BBJB is a BBJB!
MGB rules!!!!!!!!
Ricky Martin packs fudge!