Where we've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's crystals
Welcome to my web site. My friend Darren and I both tend to lean toward the obscure, and it has been repeatedly proven that we have a 'different' sense of humour. It is our intention to reflect this fact electronically. Please be aware that this is a totally experimental thing. Please be aware that this site will be under continuous construction for the next while. And by god, be very, very ware that some of this material may be unsuitable for certain unstable fundamentalists, or my uncle Frank. Because I never know how much time I'll have to spend on it each day, you'll have to check back often to see what has been updated. I hope to keep things interesting for you.
What is The PAGS Theory? Updated May 25, 2002
Do you ever wonder about stuff? Updated September 15, 2003
Here are some Words of Wisdom I have learned during my many years on the planet. Updated September 15, 2003
Actual newspaper clippings and strange pictures from around the world. Updated November 4, 2002
Having trouble understanding Politically Correct English?
Refer to our handy translation dictionary! Updated May 25, 2002
Unzip this file for an incredibly useful Windows utility.
You've got to try this great new picture utility!
Does it drive you crazy when you hear someone singing the wrong words to a song?
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Find out all the latest news about the Procrastinators Club of Vancouver Island.
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This is really cool - preview Microsoft's next version of Windows (Win RG) >here.
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George, Who Played With a Dangerous Toy and Suffered a Catastrophe of Considerable Dimensions
Do Not Push the "X" Button
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This page last updated Monday September 15, 2003 - well into the 21st Century
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