My favourite movie has to be Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead. It's actually a play, but Tom Stoppard, who wrote the play, directed the film, and that, along with the fantastic cast, make it a wonderful film. And when Tim Roth and Gary Oldman play questions like it's a tennis match, well, it's my favourite scene!
Here are some good quotes fromsome of my favourite movies, and others that I thought were just great lines.
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD
Guildenstern: What's the first thing you remember?
Rosencrantz: Oh, let's see...The first thing that comes into my head you mean?
Guil: No - the first thing you remember.
Ros: Ah. (Pause) No, it's no good, it's gone. It was a long time ago.
Guil: (patient but edged) You don't get my meaning. What is the first thing after all the things you've forgotten?
Ros: Oh I see. (Pause) I've forgotten the question.
Sam: My own brother, a goddamn, shit sucking vampire. Ooh, you wait til Mom finds out buddy!
DOWN PERISCOPE Buckman: Hey, Nitro, isn't that one of my chickens?
Nitro: Ah, no, it's a parrot, from the Caribbean.
Buckman: Don't let it fly away, that's supper.
Nitro: Arrrhhhh.
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Lt.Col. Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning....Smells like victory.
BETTER OFF DEAD Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime, 2 dollars.
THE BLUES BROTHERS Jake Blues: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint! Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood Blues: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
Jake: Hit it!
HOLY GRAIL Knight: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
THE MUPPET MOVIE Dr Teeth: Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence!
PSYCHO Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.
PULP FICTION Jules: Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
SPACEBALLS Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN??
SCROOGED Frank Cross: I can't get these antlers attached to the mice.
Props Man: Try staples.
CLERKS Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today. Dante: I have enough indignities in my life, and people start throwing cigarettes at me. Randall: Hey, I'm a firm beliver in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule. Female customer: It's important to have a job that makes a difference boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artifical insemination. Randall: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks. Dante: You hate gatherings! Randall: Alright, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks.
Veronica: At least they weren't lit.
Customer: Oooh, Navy Seals!
Randall: But I love gatherings. Ironic, isn't it?
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Ferris: You're not dying, you just can't think of anything better to do.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE Inigo: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
ERIK THE VIKING Erik: Ooh, scary, scary, don't we look mean?
ARSENIC AND OLD LACE Mortimer Brewster: Insanity runs in my family...It practically gallops.
BENNY AND JOON Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.
GHOSTBUSTERS Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
THE MASK The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Jabba the Hut: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.
SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL Watts: Break his heart, I'll break your face.
THE THREE MUSKETEERS Porthos: Champagne?
Aramis: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red.
TOP GUN Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.
TREMORS Earl Bass: Damn it and listen to me. I'm older and I'm wiser.
Valentine McKee: Yeah, well you're half right.
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID Butch: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch: Why, you're crazy. The fall will probably kill you.
CADDYSHACK Carl Spengler: This crowd has gone deadly quiet, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion.
CASABLANCA Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.
CHARADE Peter Joshua: So you think I'm the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not? Be the next victim?
Regina Lambert: Well, that would be a start.
Love These Movies
Scene from R & G - You Want to Play Questions?
The Breakfast Club
D's Princess Bride page
Brian's Princess Bride Page
Reservoir Dogs
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Next movie page.
Erik The Viking Script
CLERKS!!!
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