G'DAY PEOPLE!

How did the Wicked Witch of The West take a bath?

Welcome to my homepage. For all of you who know me as Corky or Rosen'Guild, my real name is Colleen. *S* Pleased to meet you. I'm a chick from Australia, who thought she'd put her own slice of pie on the Internet. Hope you enjoy it.

Excuse the mess, but I haven't done any work on my pages for ages and ages, so some are falling apart a bit. Sorry!!

The coach was travelling through Dublin when the guide announced, "We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland." An Australian voice at the back of the bus said, "Why?"

You may notice at sometime, that I like dragons. Well, yeah. Don't know exactly why, but then, we've all got things that we just simply like, for no real reason. Maybe it's because they're always portrayed as powerful, graceful, or the fact that there's that possibility that perhaps they do exist somewhere. I don't know why, all I know is that I like them. Okay, maybe I'm a little obsessed, but everybody's gotta be obsessed about one thing in their lives. Oh, hang on, might just change that - everybody's gotta be obsessed about at least a few things in their lives. Phew, think that'll save me. I hope. *G* "A sane environment is one in which there is room to be crazy. A crazy environment is one in which there is no room to be sane."

Can't have you getting scared or worried about me from the start now, can I? Don't want to scare you off. Promise I'll be good, and as sane as I can be. Cross my heart...Now, where was that thing again? *CG*

Felix the Cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat...Oh, sorry, just one of my little singing trips. Felix is just about the only cat I like. I'm not what they call a cat person. Anyway, enough of that subject. Take a look around, let me know what you think. Have a look at my different pages, I've got enough of the things! There's movies, music, comedy, jokes, limericks and more. Hope you enjoy yourself!! Oh, and don't forget to sign my guestbook please!

Here's a little poem for ya!

"Little birdy, yellow bill
Sitting on my window sill
Entice him in with a piece of bread
Then SLAM the window on his head!"

Hee hee hee.

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Jess' funky world

In a world of individuals, comparison makes no sense at all.
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no surivial value, rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Everybody's a little bizarre, some are just better at hiding it than others.
There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that's all.
A friend is someone who likes you in spite of yourself.
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
People will go to the most incredible lengths to make fools of themselves.
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
In a world of fugitives, the person taking the opposite direction will appear to run away.
To find yourself, think for yourself.
Strongest minds are often those of whom the noisy world hears least.

Email: corky_d@hotmail.com