Little is known of DirtyTrixx's early life, but here is what we do know:
Apparently a bright scholar in his youth, DirtyTrixx graduated as valedictorian of his high school class and won a scholarship to a prestigious private southern university. He lasted all of one semester. After returning to Oklahoma, he persued his lifelong dream of being a nude male dancer, but apparently the world was not ready for his interpretation of the Macarena. His dreams dashed, DirtyTrixx took a series of crappy jobs and finally came to the conclusion that the real world stinks. So, thinking of the one profession furthest away from the real world, he decided to become a musician. The rest, as they say, is Rock and Roll history.
