Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said "Y" she said "Cause I wanna know".
Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk
Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she was backing up.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
