What happens when you get to zero bottles of beer on the wall?" - Jarod
"What, in renewal wing? Your crasy" -Broots
"I was stolen from my parents as a child and raised by a place called the Centre, think hell... with nicer furniture." -Jarod
"If your lonely, call a 900 number" -Parker
"Did he seem interested in the material?" -Sydney
"No way!, he just wanted to know what made people love
each other" -X-Rated store Owner
"Well, what do ya know, Miss. Parker reached out to help someone" -Jarod
"Spare me." -Miss. Parker
"Miss. Parker, your mother deserved a better fate then what she got." -Jarod
"Your damn right she did." -Miss. Parer
"I don't know if your ignorant, or just stupid." -Parker
"Are you up to this Broots?" -Sydney
"No... but thats never stopped me before" -Broots
"This place is crawling with sweepers" -Broots
"Do you want me to hurt you?" -Miss. Parker
"You're not a doctor, you're a park ranger, no you're a fireman, no you're a roach exterminator, no you're a federal investigator, um, I'm sorry Mister, could you help me out here for a second, I'm kind of at a loss here. Who the hell are you?" -Argyle
"Hello Mr. Broots" -Jarod
"Ooh my GOD!" Broots
"Dad, it smells funny in here... like burnt toast." -Debbie
"Is there something wrong Mr. Broots?" -Jarod
"Yeah.. I, uh... forgot the number" Broots
"Doesn't anybody ever really die anymore?" -Miss. Parker
"Its time to come home Jarod" -Miss. Parker
"That note was from you, not Jarod." -Miss. Parker
"what Gave me away?" -Mr. Lyle
"Jarod may be a pain in the ass, but he's not heartless." -Miss. Parker
"If you say anything every dairy case in the state will be plastered with your face, understand?" -Miss. Parker
"Any 7's?" -Parker
"Check the bedroom" -Raines
"Nope, go Fish, Any 5's?" -Sydney
"You've got to be cheating" -Miss. Parker
"I know Jacob is here" -Raines
"Your Mistaken, my brother is dead" -Sydney
"I wouldn't puch him, a man with a temper to match his markmanship, dangerous
combo" -Miss. Parker to Raines about Sydney
"Broots! Broots you lovable moron, is that you?!" - Miss. Parker
"When I find him, I'am gonna kill him." - Mr. Lyle
"Women don't like to be told, they like to be shown." - Broots.
"Anyone ever tell you you're an odd duck?" - Agent Stress
"Duck? No. Odd, occasionally" -Jarod
"He told us that roaches would be the only living thing after a biological
holocaust. Them and some woman named Parker." -Jarod's student
"Cute.... not funny, but cute" Jarod & Miss. Parker
"Thats a fine looking boy... it is a boy?" -Axe
"I like ice-cream.. I really like ice-cream" -Jarod
"We'll have great fun" -Broots to Debbie
"Broots!" -Miss. Parker
"Or not" -Broots
"If you hurt her, I'll make it my buisness to hunt you down and kill you" -Miss. Parker
"Your looking... refreshed" -Miss. Parker
"New underpants will do that to you" -Sydney
"Is the Pope Catholic?" -NE1
"I believe thats mandatory" -Jarod
"Are you a doctor?" -Patient
"I am today" -Jarod
"Twinkie cream.. the food of the gods" -Jarod
"Trust in the force young jedi" -Jarod
"I don't do mommy" -Miss. Parker telling Broots she isn't babysitting.
" There had better be booze in the curticy bar, or SOMEONE is going to pay." -Miss. Parker
"Oh you must be feeling lucky today" -Miss. Parker