Competition No.3 see's another double whammy of prizes in the ONLY Mary Whitehouse competition pages anywhere on the Web, in the World, EVER!!!!

This your change to win 2 Robert Newman novels - his first 'Dependance Day' and his latest novel 'Manners'. To win these two great prizes simply reference the Encyclopedia and tell us what is described as "A musical device for gathering saliva."

So get reading and simply e-mail your answer to us at:-


No expenses have been spared and the competition is open to every fan of the Mary Whitehouse Experiance and all other people as well. First entry drawn at random on 1st August 1999 wins both prizes. Winner will be contacted by e-mail to confirm address for delivery so get off your arses and enter now!.