Country that was for a long time the 'in' place for the British right-on classes. The collapse of the Sandinista regime allowed for certain opinions to be expressed openly which previously could only be held in private.
First, Nicaraguan coffee tastes like shit. No wonder they had to export it all to Camden market. Certain brands of Brazilian coffee may be made through the sweat of exploited workers, but Nicaraguan coffe is made out of the sweat of exploited workers.
Second, Latin music is shit. All you students who thought that the lyrics were all about revolutionary socialism are sussed because all they actually are are reworkings of 'Ay Yi Yi Yi Moosey'.