K

K
The letter that students always use to replace 'c' in rag mags and things because they think that it is kool not to be able to spel proply, which in fact is just wanc, illiterate and reinforcing the stereotype of all students as prats. Almost as popular as a rag mag technique as mock (sorry, mok) graffiti.

Kettle
Thing you boil water in if you want to make a cup of tea, or kill ants (See BOILED ANT). The strangest thing about kettles is the expression 'That's a whole different kettle of fish'. Why would anyone want to put fish in a kettle? Surely this would make the tea taste horrible. And if you've got a kettle of fish, why would you want another one ?

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