Well, the industrial revolution caused a shift to urban conurbations by what had been largely aggrarien population and communities and so forth. This led to very poor living conditions, and it General Samuel Peeps who gives a particularly harrowing account of one man whom he describes thus: "He had scurvy and rickets and was covered from head to foot in festering sores. All in all he was quite the most ghastly apparition of a man I had ever seen."
I see. And who exactly was this poor unfortunate?
That's you that is. That's the nicest thing he could find to say
I see. See that M Khan?
I have certainly heard of the fellow?
He's your best mate. He's like your special friend. You are him. Professor F J M Khan - is bent
See a piece of old crust with like blue mould all over it
Oh, that's got a bit wet in the corner
Yes, yes, that's right, and very stale and hard
Has it been on the floor?
Yes, it has been on the floor, and it smells very bad because it's off
That's your dinner that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal
See this? That's you that is
Sorry I didn't see you do anything then. What you did was this. See this? That's you that is. Oh, are you pulling a funny face now? Oh that's horrible, uuuugh. Stop it now.
You know that song? mu mu mu - that's your favourite that is. That's your favourite number one song of all time.
Oh, you've had a haircut. Haircut! Haircut!
See that Theo Kojak? That's you that is...
(spits) See that bit of flob?
That's you that is
No, that's your swimming pool in your garden. Oh look, there's your mum (swims)
Well I think that no-one can be in any doubt that we have had tonight a most rich and enlightening debate. And professor Lewis, thankyou very much