See people who talk like this? [xx xx xx xx xx xx] That's you that is. That's you talking your best.
You see girls running like this? That's you that is. That's how you run. See your bike? It's a girl's bike
I do not own a bicycle
You do, and it's a girl's one
Well I'd just like to ...
It's for girls. You see those workmans' tents in the road?
I have observed them
That's your house. That's where you go on holiday. See this? This is my drink. You can't have none. mmm, yum yum, tasty
Oh I've just remembered...
Sorry, I'm busy drinking my drink
Your dad phoned me up the other day
My father? What did he say?
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La la, can't hear you, speak louder, la la, louder....
Professor Lewis, if we may return to the subject in hand, I have here a copy of your book, origins of the Crimean War. Poo, ugh, poo, it smells of poo
That's because it's been inside your mum's bra
Well it would appear...
That's why it's so very smelly
It would appear that the Sebastopol question is one that will continue heated debate between historians. Professor Lewis, thankyou very much