Hadrians Wall
A Roman wall seperating England and Scotland which has now fallen down. Serves then right for opting for a plasterboard stud partition on a 2" x 1" frame to save a few bob.

Hawaii Five-0
Cop show in which Jack Lord tried to look twenty years younger than he actually was. He always said "Book 'em Danno - Murder one" at the end of each episode, thereby showing that murder is so common in the United States it doesn't even warrant a sending off.

House Plants
The thing about house-plants is that they never behave like it says on the little pointed label you find stuck in the pot:

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