Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a girl with really nice hair. Despite all evidence to the contrary, she was me. She had an evil step-roommate who kept her locked up in her room and never fed her, until one day she escaped and bumped into a nice blue-haired man with only one eye. They decided to save everyone lots of trouble and frustration and sore throats from yelling "JUST TELL HER!!" at the screen by falling madly in love, right away, and getting married. He was from a shojo series so they could do that. They had a couple of very happy years together, and then got divorced for some reason the girl blocked from her memory because it was just too painful. To make herself feel better, she decided to use the magic she'd learned from Chichiri to gather a harem of attractive guys. Shouldn't be that hard, right?