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Howard's Marine Page


What is a Marine, anyway?

The United States Marine Corps is over 220 years of romping, stomping, Hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-14 and our father was the Devil himself. Each moment that I exist is an additional threat upon your life!

I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea, I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am Fear its self. I am a green, amphibous monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my turn comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life to the Corps, Mom, and the American Flag.

We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over ran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since.

We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the Hell out of both. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,


In the beginning...God created a Marine, or did a Marine create God?

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