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The Learned fool writes his nonsense in better language
than the unlearned --- but still it is nonsense.
Ben Franklin
Cowboy Wisdom
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't mess with things that ain't bothering you none.
Timing is essential to the success of a raindance.
If you have to eat crow, do it while it is still warm.
The biggest trouble maker in your life is probably the guy in the mirror.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never play cards with a guy named 'Doc'.
Never eat at a place called 'Mom's.
Never date a Person who has more troubles than you do.
Don't worry about finding the perfect spouse, They will change anyway.
Ode To The Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer As soon as a mist ache is maid
It came with my pea sea It nose bee fore two long
It plainly marques four my revue And eye can put the error rite
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye strike a key and type a word Eye halve run this poem threw it
And weight four it two say Eye am shore your pleased two no
Weather eye am wrong or write Its letter perfect awl the weigh
It shows me strait a weigh. My checker tolled me sew.
-Sores Unknown