There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Easter Eve this perfect couple was driving a perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood the Easter Bunny with a huge supply of Easter baskets, colored eggs, chocolates, etc. Not wanting to dissapoint any children on Easter, the perfect couple loaded the Easter Bunny and his goodies into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delievering the wonderful surprises. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and the Easter Bunny had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down).
Answer: The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Easter Bunny and there is no such thing as a perfect man!