And just to add a little bit to the following crap, I measured my hair the other day (well a strand of it) and it was 84 cm. For some reason that made me feel really proud, and now it's going to be even more difficult to get it cut (whenever that time comes). Anyway I think that should show you all how boring a person I am.

1. Name given at birth
Jason Lee McCracken

2. Nicknames
Cracka, CrackaFat, CrackaStiffy etc, The Hair Guy. Jasey-Lee (NOTE: CrackaStiffy and CrackaFat are aussie terms for getting an erection.)

3. Favourite Words
Fuck, Cunt, Shit, Me, Pretentious, Wanker

4. Hometown (place of birth for non USA residents)
Williamstown, Victoria.

5. Current Residence
Sandy Bay, Tasmania

6. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Bacon bits.

7. Favourite Salad Dressing
I actually prefer no dressing at all.

8. Shampoo or Conditioner:
Lots of both thank you.

9. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
I don't even like swimming, let alone in the raw.

10. Do you make fun of people?
I think most people would realise that it's all I do after only a few minutes of hanging out with me.

11. Favourite Color
Not sure, but I'll say blue or green 'cos that seems to be what I wear mostly these days. I feels so much lighter after wearing black for the last ten years.

12. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Never, 'cos I'm a good little boy.

13. One pillow or two, cotton or feather
two, cotton

14. Any Pets?
A goldfish, Morrisey. (who has since died and has been replaced by two more - The Geish and Ulthar)

16. Hobbies
watching TV, reading, and my fave - Serial Killers.

17. Toothpaste
Oral B, tooth and gum care (or something like that.)

18. Favourite Foods
MEAT - beef, lamb, pork, veal.

20. Favourite town to chill in
Where else is there but Burnie, Tasmania

21. Favourite Ice Cream flavour
Vanilla

22. Favourite Drink (non-Alcoholic)
Tea

23. Adidas, Nike or Reebok
I prefer adidias, but just bought a new pair of Nikes. i'm sorry Mr. Adidas looks like it's only $200 billion this week.

24. Favourite Perfume/Cologne
I'm still a little boy, so I don't really bother with this crap.

25. Favourite Website
The wacky world of murder. Maybe WrestleZone.

26. Favourite Subject in School
none.

27. Least Favourite Subject in School
Social Science.

28. Favourite Alcoholic Drinks
I haven't had one of these since X-Mas. But if i had to choose it would be Bourbon

29. Favourite Sports to watch
Aussie Rules. Followed by Cricket (test, not that pyjama rubbish),  Football (the world game), Tennis, Wrestling (professional only)

30. Favourite TV programs
Ever: Twin Peaks or The Kingdom, then Seinfeld. (and maybe add TV Nation and Father Ted to them)
Now: WWF War is Raw, Buffy, WWF Heat, , Home & Away, The Cops, Changing Rooms (Pommie Version), Media Watch, The Mole (Die BEV Die), The Tom Green Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Twitch City, Judge Joe Brown and Jerry Spinger.

31. Humiliating Moment
I can't say I've ever had one of these :-).

32. Craziest idea or silliest
Maybe going back to school - look where that's got me.

33. What do you look for in a friend
Someone who will listen to everything I say, never doubting a word of it. Maybe someone willing to kill for me. That would be cool.

34. Where do you want to be in 5 years time.
In front of the TV.