~N.U.T.S.~
What is ~N.U.T.S.~
Many people wants to know what ~N.U.T.S.~ is an abbreviation for. Here are some alternatives.
- Nuttiness Unleashed by Tons of Sanity.
- Nympho Under The Sheets.
- Not Usually This Sane.
- Part of male reproduction organ.
- Something squirrels live off.
Secondary Directives
We, the society, only have primary directives. If a member wants to discuss a prime directive or have any other ideas, the nut is urged to email the leadership or take contact at first given time.
Rules and Regulations
- Only Suitable people should be accepted as members. Suitable being people being people with one foot inside the looney bin.
- Once a member is inside the ~N.U.T.S.~ Society, there is no way anyone can call him/her completely sane, without the member taking offence and telling a joke. The better the joke, the more offensive the accusation. Any other ~N.U.T.S.~ member must do the best he/she can to aid in the accused members utter nuttiness to prove nuttiness.
- Any member (excepting leaders) that fails to help another ~N.U.T.S.~member in proving his/her nuttiness must confess to a leader and take his/her punishment.
- At least 3 jokes should be known by each member. This is to prove their nuttiness at all times if called upon. (if only one joke is remembered it may be told 3 times)
- Any member can be punished at all times for no reason what so ever by top dog leaders. That is called shit duty. Only way to stay off shit duty is by sucking up to the leaders at all times. Or prove nuttiness.
- Anything taken seriously will be punished.
- Anything else can be found under guidelines.
Punishment
The Following punishments have been decided upon by the Founders. They are not negotiable, when it comes to leniency. However punishment may be more strict if a Founder feels like it.
- The ass of every disgusting chatter will be shaved immediately by BUBBA in front of all people in the chat room! Leaders will estimate who is disgusting!!!
- Another punishment is to let someone chat only using words starting with N
- Marrying a Pole.
- Marrying a horse. (basically the same as a Pole, check out Con’s X)
Any new and exiting suggestions for punishment should be told a leader.
Society Guidelines
- Nuttyness must be portrayed at all times.
- Members are urged to be happy at all times or eat a pillow.
- Grunts must always tell a joke on leaders request. If leader is being a pain, then telling the same joke more than once is acceptable.
- Leadership is without blame at all times.
- Grunts are always wrong (veto by getting all grunt’s vote).
- Grunts never have a vote.
- At votes, grunts are allowed to vote, but their vote has no influence on the outcome.
Society Leadership
The Society’s leadership will in general consist if 3 members: Senior President, Junior President and Da Boss. These nutty front figures cannot be removed by anyone except their nutty co leaders. That is the only way to World Power. Total Dictatorship. Members may be replaced, but new leader must be elected unanimously between the leaders. With the acceptance of the post as a leader. Work has to be performed. This work will be know only to the leaders and those whom the leaders confide in. Which may in effect be anyone.
Society Grunts
First batch members included.
Any Society member has the duty to inform the Jr. President of missing Jokes on the joke page. All members should according to Rules and Regulation have 3 jokes to their name. Any negligence on the grunts part will end in severe punishment (see society punishments). Leadership is without blame at all times.
Membership Information
- Any information given to Top ~N.U.T.S.~, will be available from any other member, by request towards leader, unless otherwise specified. Notify leaders at special request (e.g."No one must know my email!").
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Recruiting
- Recruiting is done by Top leaders. Members are allowed to hand out ~N.U.T.S.~ tags on trial only. A leader must accept all new members. Intruders will be ignored by leaders.
- Recruiting party must remember to obtain all relevant data. If not new Grunt may be punished. Grunt has obligation to check out the rules.
- A new grunt is only a trial member till the arrival of an email of confirmation.
Nut Ward
THIS is the place you make your visit known!!!
Sign your Commitment Request
View people already Commited
Nutty Links
Links to other parts of the ~N.U.T.S.~ homepage.
Bubba’s Place
Entry Jokes
Weekly ~N.U.T.S.~ News
~N.U.T.S.~Threat letters
Members of ~N.U.T.S.~
International ~N.U.T.S.~ Anthem
Willow Jo's Play Room
Email: pissants_armpit@hotmail.com
