Leo Alien Conspiracy

1. 1. 1. 1. The haircut: what is it? Since it does not look like a normal human haircut, some scientists believe this may be the "fad" on Leo's home planet. Or it could be the way some type of alien organs hang down across the face on the particular species Leo belongs to, like antennas or something.
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      3. 2. The suspicious alliance Leo seems to have with the Teeny- Bopper Magazines: why is he on so many magazine covers? He's as ugly as hell, but he receives many flattering headlines. Some scientists fear that these magazines have allied with Leo's alien race or the magazines themselves are run by them, in order to recruit soldiers for an inevitable attack on Earth! This evidence is supported by the way teenage girls go from perfectly normal to a trance like state when passing a magazine rack containing issues of Teen, Seventeen, YM, etc.
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      5. 3. Leo's unquestioning followers: Teenage girls seem to swarm around Leo for an unknown reason and seem to have an unquestioning loyalty towards Leo. Since Leo looks like a scrawny scrub bitch, scientists have completely erased the possibility of them actually liking the way he looks. What our researchers are leaning towards is that Leo induces a hypnotic state and convinces the girl to become one of his unholy soldiers of the night, declaring himself their leader and controlling their every action.