5 F.A.Questions of Leo

1. A: Well, it's pretty simple. Leo is freak and deservers to go to hell. If it was my descision, I would confine Leo to a dirty sewer with beings of equal importance to him, like rats and leeches and homeless bums like a kid called Ryan Martin. Another reason people hate Leo is that his hair makes him look like a gayass freak with it hanging over his head. Is it just me, or does he look like Ellen (except gayer). I wish his haircutter would take his scissors and slit Leo's throat, then kill himself (since he gave Leo that gay haircut).

2. Q: Why do I always have this uncontrollable, overpowering urge to kill Leo? Is this Normal?

2. A: Well, let me tell you this first -- this feeling is perfectly normal and exists in all of us. And to answer the first part of this question, you have this urge because Leo is biggest freak that ever came from the homeless shelter and now he is actually popular. Don't worry, if you ever see Leo, go kill him as soon as you can! I support you! Even if he is being guarded, take a dive for your country! We will salute you!

3. Q: Why is Leo in all of those screwed up Teeny-bop magazines like Teen, Seventeen, etc.?

3. A: Well, it's a major conspiracy between those magazine companies and Leo. The magazine companies agreed to put his face on ther magazines in exchange for him to spare their souls. That's right, there is evidence that Leo is Satan!! Reports from my spies have reported many teeny-bop girls going to satanic rituals, hailing Leo as "the almighty Satan".

4. Q: Is Leo Satan?

4. A: Well, I can't say this for sure, but all the evidence points to one answer: Yes.

5. Q: Why do all those girls like Leo?

5. A: Well, like I said in Question 3 and 4, Leo is Satan. But he has disguised himself well -- as an ugly, homeless freak who is a scrub turned movie star. Leo has simply possessed these girls through the powers of the evil teeny-bop magazines. Like I said, these magazines have no choice unless they want to give up their souls.

(Last updated February 20, 1998)

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