Top 10 reasons

Why "Titanic" is a good movie

 

  1. Come into the theatre already knowing the ship sinks, therefore Leo dies.

 

  1. Get thrill seeing girl run towards Leo with axe in hand

 

8. Know while watching it you're helping out poor old James Cameron (the director) with the $400 million dollars he deserves.

 

7. Get to see that Kate Winslet girl naked

 

6. Know at the beginning of the movie Leo is dead.

 

5. When people laugh during the movie, you can yell things out like "DIE LEO YOU FUCKING BITCH!!"

 

4. Get awesome high when you see Leo at top of ship about to fall into the freezing water to his death

 

3. Get to laugh at Leo -- know he's a poorass scrub that can only get onto the ship by winning a card game

 

2. Get to take nap during boring first/second/last part of movie

 

1. LEO DIES!!!!!

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