What was the best line of 2001?
"That's bullshit Paul." - Jordan Ferraro
"Dyslexic you makes alcohol?" - Paul Brodzik
"Jesus got more water than this!" - Dave Cushman on one of the water fountains in the Middle School
"Shut up fucker I'm eating!" - Chris Schimers
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but I got a bat mother fucker." - Justin Lipka
"What's a yacht?" (Pronounced like yatch it) - Jacob Korte
"You'll go retarded." - Jacob Korte on what will happen if you ride the Millenium Force 9 times in a row
"And one time, at band camp, we were all in the SAC together." - Ryan Larson
"I have the heart and soul of a big black man." - Jacob Korte
"It looks like she hovered and her ass exploded." - Nicole Badaczewski on what her and I saw in the bathroom last year in Hart Plaza
"That's because people your age won't date you." - Jordan Ferraro as said to Julie Ziobro after she said something about liking older guys
"Sorry, I'm an asshole." - Larry Ruhlman
"I slept on the floor. What's that called? The 'Fall & Fuck'?" - Kate Darga after hearing a futon was called a Flip & Fuck
"Jordan I hope you die and rot in Hell." - Shawn Crowl as said to Jordan Ferraro
"Okay, I'm going to the sod farm!" - Julie Bejma
"If your name is Rachel please go stand out in traffic until you get run over seven times." - Jude Pagel in his AIM away message on a girl he abhors
"I'm gonna go home and pray the Rosary." - Jordan Ferraro during a game of Padiddle
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