Quotes of the Day 1-1-07 "Historic event. Nick is puking." - Jeremy Mann "I wonder if these are wired in serial." - Brad while going up to Greg's christmas tree and pulling off a light bulb "If my parents saw these pictures they'd think I was straight!" - Dan Nguyen while taking pictures with a bunch of girls "She's not on birth control!"..."I'm on my period!" - Rich Soliven and Kelly Cho "I've been on my knees so much tonight." - Me while drunk and because I was sitting on the floor a lot "Rob's a bad man." - Ryan McNutt "Oh look a peppermint. It probably tastes like ass."...."It's nothing I'm not used to!" - Me and Dan Nguyen "Take it like a gay man should!"..."What did you do? Teabag him?" - Dan Nguyen and Nick Lau "They're not Mexico they're like Central America below that." - Dan Nguyen after I said the Phillippines were like the Mexico of Asia "Wonderful. I thought that smell was coming from my pants." - Jeremy Mann after someone said there was vomit in the living room "I love you so much phone I shove you up my butt now." - Nick Lau after Rob said just how much he loved his cell phone "How should we wake Vinh up?"..."Let's teabag him!" - Rob Beebe and Dan Nguyen "But he's a dark knight so he'd miss." - Greg Basa after I jokingly said we could have called Tiddus if I had my old phone and made fun of him for TLE imploding and how he would get emo and cut himself 1-4-07 "Ewoks are Filipino Tarutaru." - Arnell Damasco "It's only Thursday. Why does it smell like poop?" - Nick Lau after we all walked into the Hyatt lobby when we were down there for Ohayocon "Are you gonna call it Good Time Charley's 2?" - Nick Lau after Dan and Vinh said they were going to open up a Vietnamese hang out "Heat probably stole a TV and C walked away." - Me 1-5-07 "Fucking Flock of Seagulls." - Vinh Vu after some kid with a flock of seagulls looking haircut ran by us when we were waiting in the registration line at Ohayocon 1-6-07 "When Itsuki thinks you're gay that's pretty bad." - Vinh Vu referring to the character from Initial D "Gooks back me up!" - Adam Kim after he made a crack about Chinese people and asked Dan and Vinh to back him up “John Pham ain’t prickin’ my ass.” - Pernell “Nick I think your IPJ is kicking in.”….”Can you wipe first?” - Dan Nguyen and Nick Lau “I once saw one of those lying on the ground and I went, ‘that’s a really thick straw.’” - Adam Kim after I pulled a tampon out of my purse because Dan kept saying his anus was bleeding “That’s like shit telling puke that it smells.” - Adam Kim 1-7-07 “Our state tree is the orange barrel.” - Vinh Vu “Your timing fails like the XFL.” - Nick Lau after Vinh screwed up the timing on a joke 1-19-07 "Give me a backpack and a camera and I'll look like I belong." - Vinh Vu at the auto show after I gave Rob the free badge because he was the best dressed out of us and looked like he belonged 2-10-07 "Where are you? I haven't seen you in a few days." - Rob's Mom when he called home 3-16-07 "STFU and take it like a man!" - Dan Nguyen after I told a story of Gordon being emo 4-13-07 "Vegetables are people too."..."Yeah just ask Terry Schiavo." - Rob Beebe and Greg Basa "Greg, build a colony and spread the creep." - Nick Lau "You fooled god!" - Greg Basa "Where were you?".. "Kildare House."... "What were you doing there?"... "Spending an evening....it's a pub."... "I could care less." - Brad and the Joyless Customs Agent at the US/Canada border 5-10-07 "Fuckin lay off I'm not jewish!" - Vinh Vu after someone tried to burn him I believe "Dan touched my butt." - Derek Parrott "If you see Joe it's Takumi brakey his arm." - Derek Parrott "I thought you were just some dirty mexican." - Garrett as said to Henry "Are you his wife?"..."I am now." - Garrett asking this woman who was being lead out of the hotel bar at Acen by a very drunk man "Don't put it in her pooper!" - Garrett offering words of wisdom to the drunk man 5-11-07 "Chinky chinky choo choo the asian language is down for maintenance." - Derek Parrott "I lost to Keith. I'm never going to be a Pokemon master." - Derek Parrott "I don't trust you with fire. I'm afraid you're going to cut me with it." - Eddie LeHecka as said to Aubrey 5-12-07 "I know Vinh likes muddy dicks!" - Derek Parrott 5-13-07 "Ponies!"..."Glue!" - Me and Derek Parrott upon seeing horses on the side of I-94 while driving back from Acen "Grimmjow Jaggerjackdaniels." - Derek Parrott 5-28-07 "It's a marshmallow not a jew!" - Greg Basa talking to someone who lit their marshmallow on fire 7-4-07 "I've never peed with you, honest." - Bob talking to his drunk friend Amanda on the phone "At least I can't feel my teeth anymore." - Bob's friend Amanda 7-13-07 "This guy made out with the ugliest chick I've ever seen." - Random guy at Steak n Shake 11-3-07 "Just because I like blow jobs doesn't mean I want one from you." - Derek Parrott as said to Dan regarding his "Just because I'm gay it doesn't mean I want your penis." remark "It's in the throat. You'd know a lot about that." - Derek Parrot as said to Dan about singing vibrato "Oh fuck I'm stuck to the ceiling." - Me after I got into the car wearing my Ulquiorra costume and the velcro on my wig stuck itself to the roof of the interior "Shit, this isn't a divided highway." - Me, thinking the part of Crooks we were on was still divided and I almost drove the wrong way
"I need two shots of liquid rhythm." - Derek Parrott while walking outside to drink during the Youmacon dance
11-4-07 "Welcome to Kike's, would you like some ham?" - Greg Basa after learning Beaner's coffee had to change their name to Biggby because it offended the Mexicans "Chinese by product? That's a fucking oxymoron." - Greg Basa "I've never heard of a black kid named food." - Nick Lau after hearing that black people supposedly name their kids after stuff they can't afford "Urban Gallagher. Instead of smashing watermelons he eats them." - Bob "What's unsafe about breathing fire?" - Brad "Get me enough to drink and I'll walk out onto the snow and ferment it." - Bob "That's like confusing a steam roller with corn." - Nick Lau "I'm a stillborn!" - Bob "He went from Samuel L Jackson to Wayne Brady in a matter of seconds." - Greg Basa after our customs agent quit being a hard ass when we told him we came from Kildare House 12-8-07 "He's marrying an albino."...."Yeah that's gotta suck." - Rob Beebe and Paul LoVerde referring to Hank 12-31-07 "Quick Rob, let's shave our heads!" - Paul LoVerde "Oh fuck Nick is gonna love you for once." - Rob Beebe talking to Dan or Vinh "Joe what's up guess what, I flunked Japanese." - Greg Basa "I'm gonna teabag Greg." - Ryan McNutt

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