Quotes of the Day
Some contain vulgar language
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1-16-06
"I got pwned by the bus!"
- Rich Soliven after getting cut off by a bus when trying to turn in downtown Detroit
"I had Last of the Moheicans yelling at me."
- Paul LoVerde after he pissed someone off while driving to the auto show
"Vinh you shouldn't be able to tell how many green ones and blue ones there are."
- Dan Nguyen
"I like Bud Light."...."Do you like tractors too?"
- Jim and Paul while eating at Parthenon
2-10-06
"He's a hermit and hermits don't get laid."
- Paul LoVerde on Rob
3-10-06
"Paul's a fucking weeaboo."
- Vinh Vu on Celano
4-28-06
"Dude, Optimus Prime is like Goku...stupid!"
- Dan Nguyen while watching the Transformers movie
"Move Dan I want front row seats for this masterpiece."
- Rich Soliven also while watching the Transformers movie
5-3-06
"Hey Murph remember the time you tried to piss in a maxi pad?"
- Steve
5-4-06
"I'll shove Rob up your ass afro first. It's like scrubby brushes. We'll call it a Robonoscopy."
- Derek Parrott
"It's the Beebe buttwash special!"
- Derek Parrott while everyone was trying to sleep
"I don't know how to be an emo kid. I'm too busy being a prick."
- Derek Parrott
"That's enough to get Vinh drunk."
- Paul LoVerde upon seeing a very minute amount of booze
"Paul why did you draw a penis in the quote book?"
- Me
5-6-06
"She-ra Princess of Bust a Cap in yo Ass."
- Nick Lau after I held his airsoft machine gun above my head
"Hey Nick check out that chick's ass."
- Paul LoVerde pointing out a half naked dude
"I wanna get drunk so I can feel up Rob."
- Arnell Damasco
5-7-06
"Guac goes where?"
- Paul LoVerde while eating guacamole doritos
"Dumbfucks with guns!"
- Nick Lau while we were all playing with airsoft guns in the hotel room
7-1-06
"Rainbows and flowers were coming out of my ass let me tell you."
- Dan Nguyen describing our roadside stop on halloween
7-5-06
"Dead = Berlin 1945 < Backstreet Boys"
- My dad trumping Berlin 1945 in Apples to Apples with Backstreet Boys
7-8-06
"Oh man they totally went Korea on that dog."
- Vinh Vu upon seeing what the natives did to the dog at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean
"To the wind up car!"
- Vinh Vu making fun of Rob's mom's hybrid car
7-12-06
"Make sure he washes his dick before he sticks it in."
- Don Nguyen after Dan jokingly said "let's have sex" to me
7-22-06
"Snapes on a plane!"
- Vinh Vu
"You got John Pham'ed."
- Rich Soliven after Dan told the story of how someone thought he was dating John Pham
8-17-06
"I didn't know John Pham was in movies!" - Rich Soliven
8-25-06
"I secretly pissed on the pillow." - Rich Solivan talking about Acen 2005
8-28-06
"I call it Vietnamese colors!" - Vinh Vu on his shot which consisted of green and blue liquors
"I like to call it the Joe. It's nothing but fruit flavors." - Kelly Cho on her drink creation
"I'm gay! That doesn't mean I want your penis." - Dan Nguyen as said to either Rob or Derek
"Give me five fucking seconds! I'm making s'mores!" - Eric Anderson after everyone yelled that it was his turn in Mario Party
9-3-06
"Drifting is a creative excuse for asian driving." - Some guy on some forum Rob reads
9-10-06
"I can't understand you." - Andrew while drinking on his 21st birthday
"I'm not sober enough to read." - Andrew
"Dude Colin check this out. This guy says he'll let me kick him if I give him a quarter." - Pinball Pete's employee while Greg was sitting outside on the sidewalk like a bum
"I am so old!" - Greg Basa
"I'm not a weeaboo at all. I like my porn." - Andrew
"Is she big, like, if we drop her from an airplane she can destroy Japan?" - Greg Basa after I told him of a very large girl I went to school with
"The civilized part you know."...."Quebec?"
- Greg Basa and Vinh Vu after I asked what part of Canada Greg was from
"It's not civilized, it's French!" - Greg Basa after Vinh said Quebec
"That was like five minutes ago dude. How can I remember that shit?" - Andrew at Denny's while drunk
"Greg and graduate is like..." "Rob and woman?"
- Rob Beebe and Greg Basa making comparisons about each other
9-11-06
"The keychange predates your shitty taste in music Gordon." - Derek Parrott
9-16-06
"This is what happens when Chinese people get ahold of computers."...."What? They farm gil?"
- Vinh Vu explaining the movie Seven Swords and Arnell Damasco's response
"I try and help people whenever I go through Ronfaure, but I always forget it takes like ten seconds to cast Fire IV." - Arnell Damasco
10-28-06
"Hey Takuji wanna learn how to do the Monster Mash?"..."Whaaaaaaat?" - Amanda asking her Japanese friend Takuji and his response while lifting up his grass skirt
10-29-06
"I like this place because it's the I Hate Animals restaurant." - Arnell Damasco while eating at Famous Dave's
"So every time you eat a muffin do you say 'I'ma chargin' mah colon?'" - Vinh Vu talking to Rob also while eating at Famous Dave's while referring to the shoop da woop joke
11-3-06
"Whoa, Organization XIII just shitted out of the game room." - Me after not seeing anyone in front of the game room at Youmacon and looking back a second later to see all of Organization XIII standing there
"She Lisa Franked your bow." - Nick Lau after I said Kelly was the one who decorated my Rosa bow
"Your head has 50/50 weight distribution now like a Sylvia." - Vinh Vu after him and Dan pulled out all of my hair extensions and re put them in
"It's the Vietnamese Salon Patrol." - Nick Lau describing Dan and Vinh because they re-did my hair
"I'm not gay." - Vinh Vu after Dan said something along the lines of "OMG we salon patrol we make you so pretty so fast" in a very gay way
"He needs to lose mega weight." - Nick Lau after seeing a really fat guy dressed like Mega Man
"It's like throwing a vienna sausage into a valley!" - Rich Soliven describing what its like to have sex with someone who has had 2 kids
"I feel like chicken tonight."..."Where's the closest Popeye's?" - Will English and Vinh Vu
"It's a carp!" - Me after some guy wearing a koi flag walked by us at Youmacon
11-4-06
"Fullmetal Gut!" - Nick Lau after some dude walked in with no shirt on wearing an automail arm
11-11-06
"You should be glad he didn't vote." - Vinh Vu on Celano
"He has a girlfriend. She lives in China." - Rich Soliven talking about Takuji checking out underaged girls
11-18-06
"With our clothes it'll look like a bum fight!" - Vinh Vu after he suggested going to the Blue Martini and I said we should get into a fight outside of it
"Does it blend?" - Me after we had a conversation about suitcase girl
"He's so helpful!"..."But don't ask him about sex." - Dan Nguyen and Vinh Vu talking about Rob
"Holy shit it's like ethnic cleansing!" - Rob Beebe after seeing a sign that said "future home of Lowe's" right next to a Home Depot
"Yao(i) is teh gay." - Angela while browsing 4chan
11-22-06
"I made sure to poke holes in all of em." - Rich Soliven referring to condoms
"I'll get some Newcastle and Guiness and toss a soccer ball around."
- Rich Soliven and how he would create an English pub
"Either way they all involve sodomy."
- Vinh Vu on something referring to Dan
"Yeah, but yours is anticipated."
- Kelly Cho on the aforementioned quote
"I fail at being a woman...kind of."....."So does that mean you put on a strap on for Paul?"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"You, bucket."
- Kelly Cho when telling Rich when he was about to puke
"Hey Vinh, after tonight at least you know the bed sheets will be washed."
- Dan Nguyen after Vinh layed on Kelly's bed
11-23-06
"Fuck it. I'm a racist."
- Rick Pickard
"Baby mama drama supplied by Zanax."
- Rick Pickard
11-24-06
"We never got our 40 acres and a mule."..."You just sold it for crack."
- Sharii Gladden on how there's no affirmative action anymore and Nick Lau's response
"There's a Detroit in Final Fantasy?"
- Brad mishearing something someone said
"In Detroit there is no reset button."
- Nick Lau
"Is Greg playing with himself?"..."If he's playing with himself why did you want me to watch?"
- Brad and Bob
"On the next episode of Dragonball Z....he wipes."
- Bob when everyone was talking about the power ups in DBZ that last like 15 episodes
11-25-06
"She has that much porn?!"
- Neel Fernandes after I said Nick's girlfriend at the time was similar to him
"Maybe they need to test that on Mythbusters."
- Vinh Vu after we had a discussion on how people manage to shit on the walls of stalls in public restrooms
"You know what Vinh? Next time I have sex I'm going to come over your house and show you what it looks like."
- Dan Nguyen after Vinh said that maybe how people shit on the walls in public restooms is because they've just had anal sex
"Did you guys walk?"
- Vinh Vu after Nick and Jeremy randomly showed up while we were at Steak n Shake
"At least someone cooks for me."
- Jeremy Mann
"You work for Grimace!"
- Nick Lau talking to Angela
"You work for Ronald McDonald's artistically inclined gay friend."
- Nick Lau talking to Angela
12-9-06
"The weeaboo looked like her but with longer hair."
- Dan Nguyen pointing to a dykie looking waitress at Red Robin and talking about his brother's stalker
12-16-06
"Down with the islanders!"
- Don Nguyen talking about Filipinos
"She's so clueless the Hardly Boys would be coming all over her."
- Dan Nguyen talking about Angela
"I can see why he smiles all the time. It's because he has to make up for her."
- Anonymous D
"ECU?".."That broke on my car."..."He made it."
- Vinh Vu's question, me, and Daisuke's response while pointing to Ito
"Where did Takuji go?"
- Rich Soliven while drunk off his ass
12-18-06
"Oh wait, there's a C in back isn't there?"
- Derek Parrot making a sign to post on the door to his work that said something along the lines of "We'll be back fuckers" while we went to get pizza
12-22-06
"It's in my blood but his mom taught him how to do it."
- Dan Nguyen talking about Vinh and painting nails
"Black people are greasy and Mexican people are smelly."
- Random guy in Charley's
"They have two jobs. Remodeling and making pizza."
- Vinh Vu talking about Backdoor Pizza in Ann Arbor which is run by Mexicans that's still open while under renovation
12-29-06
"Let's see how many dicks we can suck in a minute!"
- Rich Soliven
12-31-06
"Let me show you the trajectory of the Vietnamese Vomit Cannon."
- Greg Basa while showing someone where Vinh puked last year
"You're gonna dissolve that you know."
- Bob after Nick stuck the ladle in his punch which had around three gallons of liquor in it
"Put a shirt on!"
- Brad yelling at Nick who was walking around in a wife beater
"Dan is VVC2!"
- Rob Beebe after Dan puked on people on the porch (VVC = Vietnamese Vomit Cannon)
"The lady with the front ass isn't here so we're in the clear."
- Rob Beebe
"You know what's awesome?".....*Pelvic Thrust*
- Rob Beebe's question and Paul LoVerde's response
"I'm without a woman."
- Nick Lau while piss drunk after the ball dropped
"Where's the weeaboo squadron?"..."Joe's upstairs."
- Rob Beebe and Paul LoVerde
1-1-07 (Still from the New Year's party, but it was after midnight so technically it was the first =P)
"Historic event. Nick is puking."
- Jeremy Mann
"I wonder if these are wired in serial."
- Brad while going up to Greg's christmas tree and pulling off a light bulb
"If my parents saw these pictures they'd think I was straight!"
- Dan Nguyen while taking pictures with a bunch of girls
"She's not on birth control!"..."I'm on my period!"
- Rich Soliven and Kelly Cho
"I've been on my knees so much tonight."
- Me while drunk and because I was sitting on the floor a lot
"Rob's a bad man."
- Ryan McNutt
"Oh look a peppermint. It probably tastes like ass."...."It's nothing I'm not used to!"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"Take it like a gay man should!"..."What did you do? Teabag him?"
- Dan Nguyen and Nick Lau
"They're not Mexico they're like Central America below that."
- Dan Nguyen after I said the Phillippines were like the Mexico of Asia
"Wonderful. I thought that smell was coming from my pants."
- Jeremy Mann after someone said there was vomit in the living room
"I love you so much phone I shove you up my butt now."
- Nick Lau after Rob said just how much he loved his cell phone
"How should we wake Vinh up?"..."Let's teabag him!"
- Rob Beebe and Dan Nguyen
"But he's a dark knight so he'd miss."
- Greg Basa after I jokingly said we could have called Tiddus if I had my old phone and made fun of him for TLE imploding and how he would get emo and cut himself
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1-16-06
"I got pwned by the bus!"
- Rich Soliven after getting cut off by a bus when trying to turn in downtown Detroit
"I had Last of the Moheicans yelling at me."
- Paul LoVerde after he pissed someone off while driving to the auto show
"Vinh you shouldn't be able to tell how many green ones and blue ones there are."
- Dan Nguyen
"I like Bud Light."...."Do you like tractors too?"
- Jim and Paul while eating at Parthenon
2-10-06
"He's a hermit and hermits don't get laid."
- Paul LoVerde on Rob
3-10-06
"Paul's a fucking weeaboo."
- Vinh Vu on Celano
4-28-06
"Dude, Optimus Prime is like Goku...stupid!"
- Dan Nguyen while watching the Transformers movie
"Move Dan I want front row seats for this masterpiece."
- Rich Soliven also while watching the Transformers movie
5-3-06
"Hey Murph remember the time you tried to piss in a maxi pad?"
- Steve
5-4-06
"I'll shove Rob up your ass afro first. It's like scrubby brushes. We'll call it a Robonoscopy."
- Derek Parrott
"It's the Beebe buttwash special!"
- Derek Parrott while everyone was trying to sleep
"I don't know how to be an emo kid. I'm too busy being a prick."
- Derek Parrott
"That's enough to get Vinh drunk."
- Paul LoVerde upon seeing a very minute amount of booze
"Paul why did you draw a penis in the quote book?"
- Me
5-6-06
"She-ra Princess of Bust a Cap in yo Ass."
- Nick Lau after I held his airsoft machine gun above my head
"Hey Nick check out that chick's ass."
- Paul LoVerde pointing out a half naked dude
"I wanna get drunk so I can feel up Rob."
- Arnell Damasco
5-7-06
"Guac goes where?"
- Paul LoVerde while eating guacamole doritos
"Dumbfucks with guns!"
- Nick Lau while we were all playing with airsoft guns in the hotel room
7-1-06
"Rainbows and flowers were coming out of my ass let me tell you."
- Dan Nguyen describing our roadside stop on halloween
7-5-06
"Dead = Berlin 1945 < Backstreet Boys"
- My dad trumping Berlin 1945 in Apples to Apples with Backstreet Boys
7-8-06
"Oh man they totally went Korea on that dog."
- Vinh Vu upon seeing what the natives did to the dog at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean
"To the wind up car!"
- Vinh Vu making fun of Rob's mom's hybrid car
7-12-06
"Make sure he washes his dick before he sticks it in."
- Don Nguyen after Dan jokingly said "let's have sex" to me
7-22-06
"Snapes on a plane!"
- Vinh Vu
"You got John Pham'ed."
- Rich Soliven after Dan told the story of how someone thought he was dating John Pham
8-17-06
"I didn't know John Pham was in movies!" - Rich Soliven
8-25-06
"I secretly pissed on the pillow." - Rich Solivan talking about Acen 2005
8-28-06
"I call it Vietnamese colors!" - Vinh Vu on his shot which consisted of green and blue liquors
"I like to call it the Joe. It's nothing but fruit flavors." - Kelly Cho on her drink creation
"I'm gay! That doesn't mean I want your penis." - Dan Nguyen as said to either Rob or Derek
"Give me five fucking seconds! I'm making s'mores!" - Eric Anderson after everyone yelled that it was his turn in Mario Party
9-3-06
"Drifting is a creative excuse for asian driving." - Some guy on some forum Rob reads
9-10-06
"I can't understand you." - Andrew while drinking on his 21st birthday
"I'm not sober enough to read." - Andrew
"Dude Colin check this out. This guy says he'll let me kick him if I give him a quarter." - Pinball Pete's employee while Greg was sitting outside on the sidewalk like a bum
"I am so old!" - Greg Basa
"I'm not a weeaboo at all. I like my porn." - Andrew
"Is she big, like, if we drop her from an airplane she can destroy Japan?" - Greg Basa after I told him of a very large girl I went to school with
"The civilized part you know."...."Quebec?"
- Greg Basa and Vinh Vu after I asked what part of Canada Greg was from
"It's not civilized, it's French!" - Greg Basa after Vinh said Quebec
"That was like five minutes ago dude. How can I remember that shit?" - Andrew at Denny's while drunk
"Greg and graduate is like..." "Rob and woman?"
- Rob Beebe and Greg Basa making comparisons about each other
9-11-06
"The keychange predates your shitty taste in music Gordon." - Derek Parrott
9-16-06
"This is what happens when Chinese people get ahold of computers."...."What? They farm gil?"
- Vinh Vu explaining the movie Seven Swords and Arnell Damasco's response
"I try and help people whenever I go through Ronfaure, but I always forget it takes like ten seconds to cast Fire IV." - Arnell Damasco
10-28-06
"Hey Takuji wanna learn how to do the Monster Mash?"..."Whaaaaaaat?" - Amanda asking her Japanese friend Takuji and his response while lifting up his grass skirt
10-29-06
"I like this place because it's the I Hate Animals restaurant." - Arnell Damasco while eating at Famous Dave's
"So every time you eat a muffin do you say 'I'ma chargin' mah colon?'" - Vinh Vu talking to Rob also while eating at Famous Dave's while referring to the shoop da woop joke
11-3-06
"Whoa, Organization XIII just shitted out of the game room." - Me after not seeing anyone in front of the game room at Youmacon and looking back a second later to see all of Organization XIII standing there
"She Lisa Franked your bow." - Nick Lau after I said Kelly was the one who decorated my Rosa bow
"Your head has 50/50 weight distribution now like a Sylvia." - Vinh Vu after him and Dan pulled out all of my hair extensions and re put them in
"It's the Vietnamese Salon Patrol." - Nick Lau describing Dan and Vinh because they re-did my hair
"I'm not gay." - Vinh Vu after Dan said something along the lines of "OMG we salon patrol we make you so pretty so fast" in a very gay way
"He needs to lose mega weight." - Nick Lau after seeing a really fat guy dressed like Mega Man
"It's like throwing a vienna sausage into a valley!" - Rich Soliven describing what its like to have sex with someone who has had 2 kids
"I feel like chicken tonight."..."Where's the closest Popeye's?" - Will English and Vinh Vu
"It's a carp!" - Me after some guy wearing a koi flag walked by us at Youmacon
11-4-06
"Fullmetal Gut!" - Nick Lau after some dude walked in with no shirt on wearing an automail arm
11-11-06
"You should be glad he didn't vote." - Vinh Vu on Celano
"He has a girlfriend. She lives in China." - Rich Soliven talking about Takuji checking out underaged girls
11-18-06
"With our clothes it'll look like a bum fight!" - Vinh Vu after he suggested going to the Blue Martini and I said we should get into a fight outside of it
"Does it blend?" - Me after we had a conversation about suitcase girl
"He's so helpful!"..."But don't ask him about sex." - Dan Nguyen and Vinh Vu talking about Rob
"Holy shit it's like ethnic cleansing!" - Rob Beebe after seeing a sign that said "future home of Lowe's" right next to a Home Depot
"Yao(i) is teh gay." - Angela while browsing 4chan
11-22-06
"I made sure to poke holes in all of em." - Rich Soliven referring to condoms
"I'll get some Newcastle and Guiness and toss a soccer ball around."
- Rich Soliven and how he would create an English pub
"Either way they all involve sodomy."
- Vinh Vu on something referring to Dan
"Yeah, but yours is anticipated."
- Kelly Cho on the aforementioned quote
"I fail at being a woman...kind of."....."So does that mean you put on a strap on for Paul?"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"You, bucket."
- Kelly Cho when telling Rich when he was about to puke
"Hey Vinh, after tonight at least you know the bed sheets will be washed."
- Dan Nguyen after Vinh layed on Kelly's bed
11-23-06
"Fuck it. I'm a racist."
- Rick Pickard
"Baby mama drama supplied by Zanax."
- Rick Pickard
11-24-06
"We never got our 40 acres and a mule."..."You just sold it for crack."
- Sharii Gladden on how there's no affirmative action anymore and Nick Lau's response
"There's a Detroit in Final Fantasy?"
- Brad mishearing something someone said
"In Detroit there is no reset button."
- Nick Lau
"Is Greg playing with himself?"..."If he's playing with himself why did you want me to watch?"
- Brad and Bob
"On the next episode of Dragonball Z....he wipes."
- Bob when everyone was talking about the power ups in DBZ that last like 15 episodes
11-25-06
"She has that much porn?!"
- Neel Fernandes after I said Nick's girlfriend at the time was similar to him
"Maybe they need to test that on Mythbusters."
- Vinh Vu after we had a discussion on how people manage to shit on the walls of stalls in public restrooms
"You know what Vinh? Next time I have sex I'm going to come over your house and show you what it looks like."
- Dan Nguyen after Vinh said that maybe how people shit on the walls in public restooms is because they've just had anal sex
"Did you guys walk?"
- Vinh Vu after Nick and Jeremy randomly showed up while we were at Steak n Shake
"At least someone cooks for me."
- Jeremy Mann
"You work for Grimace!"
- Nick Lau talking to Angela
"You work for Ronald McDonald's artistically inclined gay friend."
- Nick Lau talking to Angela
12-9-06
"The weeaboo looked like her but with longer hair."
- Dan Nguyen pointing to a dykie looking waitress at Red Robin and talking about his brother's stalker
12-16-06
"Down with the islanders!"
- Don Nguyen talking about Filipinos
"She's so clueless the Hardly Boys would be coming all over her."
- Dan Nguyen talking about Angela
"I can see why he smiles all the time. It's because he has to make up for her."
- Anonymous D
"ECU?".."That broke on my car."..."He made it."
- Vinh Vu's question, me, and Daisuke's response while pointing to Ito
"Where did Takuji go?"
- Rich Soliven while drunk off his ass
12-18-06
"Oh wait, there's a C in back isn't there?"
- Derek Parrot making a sign to post on the door to his work that said something along the lines of "We'll be back fuckers" while we went to get pizza
12-22-06
"It's in my blood but his mom taught him how to do it."
- Dan Nguyen talking about Vinh and painting nails
"Black people are greasy and Mexican people are smelly."
- Random guy in Charley's
"They have two jobs. Remodeling and making pizza."
- Vinh Vu talking about Backdoor Pizza in Ann Arbor which is run by Mexicans that's still open while under renovation
12-29-06
"Let's see how many dicks we can suck in a minute!"
- Rich Soliven
12-31-06
"Let me show you the trajectory of the Vietnamese Vomit Cannon."
- Greg Basa while showing someone where Vinh puked last year
"You're gonna dissolve that you know."
- Bob after Nick stuck the ladle in his punch which had around three gallons of liquor in it
"Put a shirt on!"
- Brad yelling at Nick who was walking around in a wife beater
"Dan is VVC2!"
- Rob Beebe after Dan puked on people on the porch (VVC = Vietnamese Vomit Cannon)
"The lady with the front ass isn't here so we're in the clear."
- Rob Beebe
"You know what's awesome?".....*Pelvic Thrust*
- Rob Beebe's question and Paul LoVerde's response
"I'm without a woman."
- Nick Lau while piss drunk after the ball dropped
"Where's the weeaboo squadron?"..."Joe's upstairs."
- Rob Beebe and Paul LoVerde
1-1-07 (Still from the New Year's party, but it was after midnight so technically it was the first =P)
"Historic event. Nick is puking."
- Jeremy Mann
"I wonder if these are wired in serial."
- Brad while going up to Greg's christmas tree and pulling off a light bulb
"If my parents saw these pictures they'd think I was straight!"
- Dan Nguyen while taking pictures with a bunch of girls
"She's not on birth control!"..."I'm on my period!"
- Rich Soliven and Kelly Cho
"I've been on my knees so much tonight."
- Me while drunk and because I was sitting on the floor a lot
"Rob's a bad man."
- Ryan McNutt
"Oh look a peppermint. It probably tastes like ass."...."It's nothing I'm not used to!"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"Take it like a gay man should!"..."What did you do? Teabag him?"
- Dan Nguyen and Nick Lau
"They're not Mexico they're like Central America below that."
- Dan Nguyen after I said the Phillippines were like the Mexico of Asia
"Wonderful. I thought that smell was coming from my pants."
- Jeremy Mann after someone said there was vomit in the living room
"I love you so much phone I shove you up my butt now."
- Nick Lau after Rob said just how much he loved his cell phone
"How should we wake Vinh up?"..."Let's teabag him!"
- Rob Beebe and Dan Nguyen
"But he's a dark knight so he'd miss."
- Greg Basa after I jokingly said we could have called Tiddus if I had my old phone and made fun of him for TLE imploding and how he would get emo and cut himself
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