Quotes of the Day
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You�ve been warned
1-7-05
"When you open these cupboards you can smell India."
- Joe Sindone opening the cupboads in Neel's apartment
1-11-05
"I'M SO GOTH I SHIT BATS!"
- Derek Parrott
1-13-05
"Of course you want your girlfriend to be clean. If she's nasty you don't want that."
- Yuki Tanabata, one of our Japanese TAs, after he said someone's girlfriend is pretty in Japanese and someone translated it as the girlfriend being clean (clean and pretty are the same word)
2-3-05
"People go to rehab for pot?"
- Will Anderson, my promotions professor after someone said someone was in rehab for pot
2-5-05
"You'd shoot him back?" - Neel Fernandes as said to Vinh after hearing about the "Oh Nick" flash
"Dick work?"...."Are you asking?"
- Me reading Tom's shirt when he covered up the ies and wear on his Dickies workwear shirt and Paul's response
"Hey what does the redneck say before he dies?"..."Shut up Vinh."
- Vinh Vu and Derek Parrott
2-15-05
"The towers need Jeffito."
- Derek Parrott after I mentioned the old piano from our band camp days was still in the Towers
2-28-05
"Chinky Chinky CHOO CHOO!!! HERE COMES THE ASIAN TRAIN!!!"
- Derek Parrott
"Third world countries get nailed by tsunamis when I blow up."
- Derek Parrott
3-1-05
"Wow, this is terrible. The voice acting as in this makes the dub for Bible Black look like fucking Cowboy Bebop."
- A 4 Chan poster commenting on a flash someone posted of a scene from dubbed "Ogenki Clinic"
3-4-05
"And the funny part is he's black."
- Rob Beebe after Arthur was getting something out of Neel's car and he pressed the panic button on him
"I'm gonna spoon you."
- Arthur as said to Derek I believe
5-13-05
"You slept with Jesus."
- Nick Lau after I found the bible on my bed the following morning at Acen
"Chicago's a cunt."
- Paul LoVerde
5-14-05
"B S the D! Bitches suck the dick!"
- Travis Zaron while drunk
5-15-05
"With an ai ai ai and a bottle of tequila we'll sail the Gulf of Mexico."
- Nick Lau talking about Mexican pirates
5-19-05
"It's funny...he looks EXACTLY like the gay guy at my school...like down to the haircut."
- Circan talking about Rob in LS chat
6-11-05
"Rape is just surprise sex."
- Aces the taru...overheard in Jeuno
6-12-05
"She got experience points in Vegas?"
- SB
6-18-05
"Give it up for the future."
- Derek Parrott standing on my porch talking about my brother and his friends at his grad party after they did something retarded
"Derek don't be a racist."
- My mom
"Can I touch your hair?"
- My mom as said to Nick
7-05
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
- Muffins as said to Tiddus after he came on when they had been waiting for him to start CoP
7-27-05
"If Rob got layed before Nick I don't think he'd ever live it down."
- Derek Parrott
7-31-05
"I could kill people but I don't."
- Bill's friend after someone said they could do something "because they can"
"Michael Jackson would love to give you some Jesus Juice."
- Tom as said to Rob
"At least I admit it. I'm not a drinker I'm a stoner."
- Tom
"Where did the black people go?"..."To the back of the bus."
- My question and Neel's response after they left the table at Good Time Charlie's
"Jewel you cunt!"
- Rob Beebe while Jewel was playing on the speakers at Starbucks
8-13-05
"They nerfed sex!"...."Rob isn't alone anymore!"
- Nick Lau and Derek Parrott
8-27-05
"Suck it Vinh!"
- Ryan McNutt
"Well you're a DDR douche bag."
- Ryan McNutt a said to Neel
"Dude, we're in Ann Arbor, this is like the gayest city in the world, there's gotta be someone open selling a mariachi hat."
- Derek Parrott
"I can be a real fucking dick."
- Nick Lau
"If I don't make it back I died in a blaze of glory pissing on a black man."
- Derek Parrott
"You need to go out and kill Filipinos to lower your Nick hate."
- Nick Lau
9-05
"I know. I need fucking Lojack on that wench."
- Connery in Linkshell chat when someone asked him where his girlfriend was and said he should keep an eye on her
9-13-05
"I'd rather shave my ass with a broken sake bottle then watch 'Shall We Dance.'"
- Someone in Rob's Japanese class
11-26-05
"The only thing around here is...this dead sparrow on the ground."
- Nick Lau while walking around a very deserted Ann Arbor over Thanksgiving
12-1-05
"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot."
- Nick Lau
"Because trying Xenon is like slamming your dick in a car door."
- Derek Parrott on IIDX
"That's my song. It's called Reraise or Die Tryin."
- Peterbon, one of our white mages after he rapped in party
12-9-05
I'd send weapons grade anthrax to Cartoon Network if they did.
- Nick Lau after someone said the opening to Evangelion wasn't dubbed
12-31-05
It's like an orgasm gone wrong!"
- Bob on some drink someone made at the party
"IT'S A TARP"
- Greg Basa after throwing down a tarp on his kitchen floor
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You�ve been warned
1-7-05
"When you open these cupboards you can smell India."
- Joe Sindone opening the cupboads in Neel's apartment
1-11-05
"I'M SO GOTH I SHIT BATS!"
- Derek Parrott
1-13-05
"Of course you want your girlfriend to be clean. If she's nasty you don't want that."
- Yuki Tanabata, one of our Japanese TAs, after he said someone's girlfriend is pretty in Japanese and someone translated it as the girlfriend being clean (clean and pretty are the same word)
2-3-05
"People go to rehab for pot?"
- Will Anderson, my promotions professor after someone said someone was in rehab for pot
2-5-05
"You'd shoot him back?" - Neel Fernandes as said to Vinh after hearing about the "Oh Nick" flash
"Dick work?"...."Are you asking?"
- Me reading Tom's shirt when he covered up the ies and wear on his Dickies workwear shirt and Paul's response
"Hey what does the redneck say before he dies?"..."Shut up Vinh."
- Vinh Vu and Derek Parrott
2-15-05
"The towers need Jeffito."
- Derek Parrott after I mentioned the old piano from our band camp days was still in the Towers
2-28-05
"Chinky Chinky CHOO CHOO!!! HERE COMES THE ASIAN TRAIN!!!"
- Derek Parrott
"Third world countries get nailed by tsunamis when I blow up."
- Derek Parrott
3-1-05
"Wow, this is terrible. The voice acting as in this makes the dub for Bible Black look like fucking Cowboy Bebop."
- A 4 Chan poster commenting on a flash someone posted of a scene from dubbed "Ogenki Clinic"
3-4-05
"And the funny part is he's black."
- Rob Beebe after Arthur was getting something out of Neel's car and he pressed the panic button on him
"I'm gonna spoon you."
- Arthur as said to Derek I believe
5-13-05
"You slept with Jesus."
- Nick Lau after I found the bible on my bed the following morning at Acen
"Chicago's a cunt."
- Paul LoVerde
5-14-05
"B S the D! Bitches suck the dick!"
- Travis Zaron while drunk
5-15-05
"With an ai ai ai and a bottle of tequila we'll sail the Gulf of Mexico."
- Nick Lau talking about Mexican pirates
5-19-05
"It's funny...he looks EXACTLY like the gay guy at my school...like down to the haircut."
- Circan talking about Rob in LS chat
6-11-05
"Rape is just surprise sex."
- Aces the taru...overheard in Jeuno
6-12-05
"She got experience points in Vegas?"
- SB
6-18-05
"Give it up for the future."
- Derek Parrott standing on my porch talking about my brother and his friends at his grad party after they did something retarded
"Derek don't be a racist."
- My mom
"Can I touch your hair?"
- My mom as said to Nick
7-05
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
- Muffins as said to Tiddus after he came on when they had been waiting for him to start CoP
7-27-05
"If Rob got layed before Nick I don't think he'd ever live it down."
- Derek Parrott
7-31-05
"I could kill people but I don't."
- Bill's friend after someone said they could do something "because they can"
"Michael Jackson would love to give you some Jesus Juice."
- Tom as said to Rob
"At least I admit it. I'm not a drinker I'm a stoner."
- Tom
"Where did the black people go?"..."To the back of the bus."
- My question and Neel's response after they left the table at Good Time Charlie's
"Jewel you cunt!"
- Rob Beebe while Jewel was playing on the speakers at Starbucks
8-13-05
"They nerfed sex!"...."Rob isn't alone anymore!"
- Nick Lau and Derek Parrott
8-27-05
"Suck it Vinh!"
- Ryan McNutt
"Well you're a DDR douche bag."
- Ryan McNutt a said to Neel
"Dude, we're in Ann Arbor, this is like the gayest city in the world, there's gotta be someone open selling a mariachi hat."
- Derek Parrott
"I can be a real fucking dick."
- Nick Lau
"If I don't make it back I died in a blaze of glory pissing on a black man."
- Derek Parrott
"You need to go out and kill Filipinos to lower your Nick hate."
- Nick Lau
9-05
"I know. I need fucking Lojack on that wench."
- Connery in Linkshell chat when someone asked him where his girlfriend was and said he should keep an eye on her
9-13-05
"I'd rather shave my ass with a broken sake bottle then watch 'Shall We Dance.'"
- Someone in Rob's Japanese class
11-26-05
"The only thing around here is...this dead sparrow on the ground."
- Nick Lau while walking around a very deserted Ann Arbor over Thanksgiving
12-1-05
"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot."
- Nick Lau
"Because trying Xenon is like slamming your dick in a car door."
- Derek Parrott on IIDX
"That's my song. It's called Reraise or Die Tryin."
- Peterbon, one of our white mages after he rapped in party
12-9-05
I'd send weapons grade anthrax to Cartoon Network if they did.
- Nick Lau after someone said the opening to Evangelion wasn't dubbed
12-31-05
It's like an orgasm gone wrong!"
- Bob on some drink someone made at the party
"IT'S A TARP"
- Greg Basa after throwing down a tarp on his kitchen floor
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