Quotes of the Day
Some contain vulgar language
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"Are you discriminating against me because I eat dog?"
- June Ha Kim
"Tom put on my Jew beanie. I hate that fucking hat so much."
- Aubrey
"You don't have friends! You're a Jew!"
- Gordon Widener as said to Aubrey
"Oh shit I'll get Rob goo all over me."
- Joe Sindone after someone said it looks like Rob was going to explode because he was getting tickled
"Did you just threaten to double fist Rob?"
- Nick Randall hearing something wrong
1-9-04
"He just started taking his ritalin again today. I'm not even fucking kidding."
- Lyle on their drummer after he did something totally random
1-10-04
"Or he's gonna make himself too stupid to cook."
- Chris Clark on Sang
1-07-04
"Aww now I can't do math."
- Sang after getting hit in the head
"My head's too big. I fell."
- Sang falling off the ddr pad making fun of Steve
"Neya's tits are fucking weird."
- Derek Parrott
1-18-04
"She looks like the fucking predator!"
- Derek Parrott on something I can't remember
"I'm gonna go blow up a fallopian tube tomorrow." "Planning some real pounding sex there Derek?"
- Derek and Neel
1-31-04
"Take one for the team Joe."
- Derek Parrott after we saw these big black men in a car with hoes and told Joe to go be a hoe too
2-28-04
"Tom, you're black. It's a gun. You should figure it out."
- Gordon Widener after Tom attempted to fire a potato gun at Leslie's house
3-6-04
"Hi, you've reached Captain Jack's hotline. For Dancing Pompokolin, press 1. For The Race, press 2. For In the Navy 99, press 3. Se habla espanol press 4."
- Gordon Widener answering his cell phone when Sang called
3-15-04
"I ate the fetus of God!"
- Derek Parrott while rototripping on NyQuil
3-17-04
"Yes alcohol these are my officers."
- Angelo lining up his Smirnoffs on the brick and pretending to be drunk
4-2-04
"I'm full of tapioca now bitch. I'm crazy."
- Boone while drinking bubble tea
"It's like Rich was our paladin."
- Nick Lau telling about his Paladin that didn't 'voke till Nick was almost dead
4-10-04
"You. Cotton. Now!"
- Gordon Widener after declaring himself dictator of the table and pointing at Turner because he interrupted him
"You're like the Wayne Brady of Semi!"
- Derek Parrott as said to Turner
"Where's my little cup at? I'm gonna pour it down the sewer."
- Sang looking for his cup of gasoline that we used to light the pineapple on fire
4-17-04
"Feed me motherfucker."
-Paul LoVerde
5-13-04
"Eat it cabbie."
- Paul LoVerde while driving to Acen
5-14-04
"And then she voluntarily said hi to me."
- Some random otaku while walking to the dealers room
"Look at him graze!"
- Some random guy in a horse mask that was grazing on the hotel plants
"Arr arr arr arr arr." (In sing song voice)
- Paul LoVerde drinking rum
5-15-04
"I just can't take a walking mass of pocky seriously."
- Gordon Widener on Nick
"How drunk are you Paul?"...."Are you sure?"
- Me asking Paul
"Where is the registered guest of this room?"..."We haven't seen him since about 1 AM."
- The hotel staff giving us a noise complaint and our response
"I FREAKED THREE GIRLS!"..."Dude shut up we just got a noise violation."....."THREE GIRLS!"
- Nick Lau after he freaked THREE GIRLS
5-23-04
"For those few days it's like a crackhouse."
- Gordon Widener on Tommy and Cameron's house I believe
6-29-04
"You're either Bunta...or Brock."
- Joe Sindone after Rob closed his eyes and asked who he was
7-9-04
"Oh fuck I don't want Robbie Beebe!"
- Nick Randall
"I'm Jewish! Give me the damn money!"
- Nick Randall after Joe threw a dollar on the ground to drive Vinh's car
7-31-04
"You are such a gook."
- Adam Cohen after I said I was "so asian" or something like that
8-04
"I can't spell Kilgorisabiggaydinosaur."
- Zuckuss making fun of Fierna because he can't spell
8-24-04
"I EATS POOPS TO DIE!"
- Hank
9-12-04
"I laugh really hard every time Kilgor dies."
- Nyzix
9-27-04
"I can dual wield rum bottles - rare/ex DMG: 1 billion added effect drunk accuracy - 1000"
- Paul LoVerde
9-30-04
"She looks like she could fight the Dropkick Murphys and win."
- Gordon Widener on some chick in his psychology class
"These interactive male commercials make me want to stab myself."
- Nick Lau
10-9-04
"You're still drinking?.....I live here."
- Vinh Vu and Ryan McNutt
"I hate sleeping on bony people. It's like sleeping on Rob."
- Krystal Cho
10-21-04
"I bet Rob's moving right now....loser."
- Paul LoVerde while we were just laying there in our hotel room
"I got MPV. Mad pissing virus."
- Nick Lau
10-22-04
"I think Opo-opo feces should be listed as throwing weapons."
- Paul LoVerde
"My goal this year is to get arrested."
- Joel
"I wanna freak some random bitches."
- Nick Lau whilst drunk
10-23-04
"Holy shit Nick just got some!"
- Paul LoVerde while Nick was in the room with the naked chick
10-31-04
"You'd need a pretty big katamari to roll up bitch tits."
- Ryan McNutt
12-11-04
"IPJ MADE NARAMASKA PUKE LIKE A BITCH IN THE HOTEL ELEVATOR!"
- Nick Lau talking in Linkshell when we were all talking about booze
12-31-04
"My goal tonight is to drink so much I think your shirt is cool."
- Bob as said to Greg
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You’ve been warned
"Are you discriminating against me because I eat dog?"
- June Ha Kim
"Tom put on my Jew beanie. I hate that fucking hat so much."
- Aubrey
"You don't have friends! You're a Jew!"
- Gordon Widener as said to Aubrey
"Oh shit I'll get Rob goo all over me."
- Joe Sindone after someone said it looks like Rob was going to explode because he was getting tickled
"Did you just threaten to double fist Rob?"
- Nick Randall hearing something wrong
1-9-04
"He just started taking his ritalin again today. I'm not even fucking kidding."
- Lyle on their drummer after he did something totally random
1-10-04
"Or he's gonna make himself too stupid to cook."
- Chris Clark on Sang
1-07-04
"Aww now I can't do math."
- Sang after getting hit in the head
"My head's too big. I fell."
- Sang falling off the ddr pad making fun of Steve
"Neya's tits are fucking weird."
- Derek Parrott
1-18-04
"She looks like the fucking predator!"
- Derek Parrott on something I can't remember
"I'm gonna go blow up a fallopian tube tomorrow." "Planning some real pounding sex there Derek?"
- Derek and Neel
1-31-04
"Take one for the team Joe."
- Derek Parrott after we saw these big black men in a car with hoes and told Joe to go be a hoe too
2-28-04
"Tom, you're black. It's a gun. You should figure it out."
- Gordon Widener after Tom attempted to fire a potato gun at Leslie's house
3-6-04
"Hi, you've reached Captain Jack's hotline. For Dancing Pompokolin, press 1. For The Race, press 2. For In the Navy 99, press 3. Se habla espanol press 4."
- Gordon Widener answering his cell phone when Sang called
3-15-04
"I ate the fetus of God!"
- Derek Parrott while rototripping on NyQuil
3-17-04
"Yes alcohol these are my officers."
- Angelo lining up his Smirnoffs on the brick and pretending to be drunk
4-2-04
"I'm full of tapioca now bitch. I'm crazy."
- Boone while drinking bubble tea
"It's like Rich was our paladin."
- Nick Lau telling about his Paladin that didn't 'voke till Nick was almost dead
4-10-04
"You. Cotton. Now!"
- Gordon Widener after declaring himself dictator of the table and pointing at Turner because he interrupted him
"You're like the Wayne Brady of Semi!"
- Derek Parrott as said to Turner
"Where's my little cup at? I'm gonna pour it down the sewer."
- Sang looking for his cup of gasoline that we used to light the pineapple on fire
4-17-04
"Feed me motherfucker."
-Paul LoVerde
5-13-04
"Eat it cabbie."
- Paul LoVerde while driving to Acen
5-14-04
"And then she voluntarily said hi to me."
- Some random otaku while walking to the dealers room
"Look at him graze!"
- Some random guy in a horse mask that was grazing on the hotel plants
"Arr arr arr arr arr." (In sing song voice)
- Paul LoVerde drinking rum
5-15-04
"I just can't take a walking mass of pocky seriously."
- Gordon Widener on Nick
"How drunk are you Paul?"...."Are you sure?"
- Me asking Paul
"Where is the registered guest of this room?"..."We haven't seen him since about 1 AM."
- The hotel staff giving us a noise complaint and our response
"I FREAKED THREE GIRLS!"..."Dude shut up we just got a noise violation."....."THREE GIRLS!"
- Nick Lau after he freaked THREE GIRLS
5-23-04
"For those few days it's like a crackhouse."
- Gordon Widener on Tommy and Cameron's house I believe
6-29-04
"You're either Bunta...or Brock."
- Joe Sindone after Rob closed his eyes and asked who he was
7-9-04
"Oh fuck I don't want Robbie Beebe!"
- Nick Randall
"I'm Jewish! Give me the damn money!"
- Nick Randall after Joe threw a dollar on the ground to drive Vinh's car
7-31-04
"You are such a gook."
- Adam Cohen after I said I was "so asian" or something like that
8-04
"I can't spell Kilgorisabiggaydinosaur."
- Zuckuss making fun of Fierna because he can't spell
8-24-04
"I EATS POOPS TO DIE!"
- Hank
9-12-04
"I laugh really hard every time Kilgor dies."
- Nyzix
9-27-04
"I can dual wield rum bottles - rare/ex DMG: 1 billion added effect drunk accuracy - 1000"
- Paul LoVerde
9-30-04
"She looks like she could fight the Dropkick Murphys and win."
- Gordon Widener on some chick in his psychology class
"These interactive male commercials make me want to stab myself."
- Nick Lau
10-9-04
"You're still drinking?.....I live here."
- Vinh Vu and Ryan McNutt
"I hate sleeping on bony people. It's like sleeping on Rob."
- Krystal Cho
10-21-04
"I bet Rob's moving right now....loser."
- Paul LoVerde while we were just laying there in our hotel room
"I got MPV. Mad pissing virus."
- Nick Lau
10-22-04
"I think Opo-opo feces should be listed as throwing weapons."
- Paul LoVerde
"My goal this year is to get arrested."
- Joel
"I wanna freak some random bitches."
- Nick Lau whilst drunk
10-23-04
"Holy shit Nick just got some!"
- Paul LoVerde while Nick was in the room with the naked chick
10-31-04
"You'd need a pretty big katamari to roll up bitch tits."
- Ryan McNutt
12-11-04
"IPJ MADE NARAMASKA PUKE LIKE A BITCH IN THE HOTEL ELEVATOR!"
- Nick Lau talking in Linkshell when we were all talking about booze
12-31-04
"My goal tonight is to drink so much I think your shirt is cool."
- Bob as said to Greg
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