Quotes of the Day
Some contain vulgar language
You’ve been warned
"This tender loving moment brought to you by Tecmo."
- Greg Basa while trying to find homoerotic poses by male characters in Dead or Alive 3
"Eat your pancakes you rudy poo!"
- Derek Parrott as said about Rob
1-2-03
"Yes! God bless my tits!"
- Me after Neel said we'd be buying less booze when we turn 21 but I'd still be getting them for free since I have tits
1-3-03
"Why are you doing Paranoia?"
- Rich Soliven as said randomly to Tom
"If you're going to kill brain cells, do it right."
- Tom's words of wisdom on the subject of Grey Goose vodka
"I can't drive past there past 9:00. DWB for real!"
- Tom about driving in Grosse Pointe (DWB = Driving while black)
"If you don't follow my instructions I'm not responsible for your bodily functions."
- Tom's words of wisdom once again on getting drunk
"Grey Goose is like the Rolls Royce of vodka. 5 O'Clock is the village bicycle."
- Neel Fernandes explaining the difference of vodka to Vinh
"Text message from Rich's crotch. Where am I?"
- Joe Sindone after Rich got a text message and the beeping sounded like it was coming from his crotch
"Black!"
- Dave after Rich said Magic players unite (Dave is a tall white boy btw)
1-4-03
"Get the chickent test brenders."
- Justin not knowing how to talk
1-8-03
"Listening to It's Raining Men is a guilty pleasure."
- Rich Soliven after Neel said "Crash" was the guilty pleasure on Extreme
1-17-02
"Where's Vinh?"
- Joe Sindone after Neel asked him what he had to say when he won the tourney
"I got bootleg ramen."
- Neel Fernendes when I pointed out that he had Korean ramen
"Oh, Grey Goose."
- Krystal inspecting Adam's booze collection behind the bar
"I AAAed Rob's ass...sudden shuffle."
- Derek Parrott
1-18-03
"What if cops made you pee in a line instead of walking a line. That would be weird. Cause if you peed on the cop you're drunk."
- Jeremy Mann pondering while drunk
1-31-03
"HOT SHIT! THAT IS AN ORGASM ON PAPER!"
- Sharii after I showed her a 5' tall poster of Legolas on Ebay
2-2-03
"You will be famous in the books of SeMI.. for the D that fucked X's leg."
- Sharii on the IIDX picture where it looks like I'm humping Rob's leg because I was the D
2-5-03
"It smells like my nuts after a good hard workout."
- Tom O'Rourke on the smell of Play-Doh
2-7-03
"A chip fell on my crotch."
- Nick Lau
"Are you guys ok?"
- Our waitress at Ram's Horn after one of our giggle fits
"The crusty shit I scrape off my nuts is better than Nintendo."
- Nick Lau
"I told Rob's ass to come."......"How could he shoot that far?"
- Me and Nick twisting my words after I said Rob should have come to Kai's b-day thing at the Star
2-8-03
"I peed on the crackers."
- Nick Lau on the crackers that were in the urinal at Big Boy
(Next three contributed by Sharii at the gathering at Pinball Pete's)
"She used to cram all sorts of shit in my mouth."
- Tom, about Nanette
"Are my balls straight?"
- Kelly, about her ponytail holders
"Man, earlier today I had Chicken Strip Shits."
- Jeremy Mann
2-13-03
"Hooked on Phonics wouldn't [work] for Jeremy if you shoved it up his ass."
- Nick Lau
2-14-03
"How's your IIDX progression coming along Nick?"......."DOA Volleyball? What?"
- Derek Parrott and Nick Lau
2-24-03
"The physics of sound is a fairly fascinating subject, but one too large to cover here. Basically speaking, all sound travels in a sine wave. Sound waves (and sine waves) look like big boobs, especially low frequency sound. Nice, curvy titties. The more volume that you ask for, the bigger the tittie the amp has to produce. However, if you want too big of a tittie, and your amp can't give you anything more than a 36C, it still tries to give you what you need. But instead, it produces a truncated tittie. That looks like a big tittie with the top cut off. Then your speaker is like, "What the fuck kind of tittie is this?" And then it tries to deal with it, but speakers really freak out when you give them squared-off titties, and they start making strange noises, and damage themselves in the process. This is called clipping."
- Someone from Penny Arcade (Contributed by Rob Beebe)
3-1-03
"He likes dropping stuff on his pants."
- Sharii Gladden on Nick
"It's gotta get fed sometime."
- Neel Fernandes on the subject of Nick's crotch
"My character gets it from behind."
- Greg Basa on his character "Troy!" from Halo
3-7-03
"Jizz is liquidy. How can it be fish eye jizz?"
- Kelly Cho questioning something Derek said
"This was in DOA volleyball?"
- Rich Soliven after Derek, Rob, and I were talking about a scene in Bible Black
"I can't hurt the mentally disabled."
- Derek Parrott after Rich said the aforementioned quote
3-12-03
"It's like Russian Roulette, only there's a bullet in every chamber."
- Vince Pitoscia on eating in the cafeteria
3-27-03
"And my god, the girl next door laughs like a damn retard wtf?"
- BakaOrochi as said in the Bemanistyle IRC room during a somewhat serious conversation
3-28-03
"I'm an equal opportunist pervert."
- Tom
"I don't know this black mother fucker."
- Bill when Tom started acting like Bill Cosby
"Maybe because he stretched her out like old taffy."
- Nick Lau after hearing a story of someone who fist fucked his girlfriend then complained because she was loose
"I'll be up for awhile until I start hitting the alcohol."
- Neel Fernandes when someone asked if he would be going to sleep early
4-10-03
"Fucking A....I walked into lab all happy that I was gonna cut something, and the whole lab was just slides on a fucking carousel. WTF KIND OF LAB IS THAT?!?"
- Neel Fernandes bitching about med school
4-12-03
"These scores are retarded!"
- Rob's math teacher on recent test scores (Contributed by Rob Beebe)
4-19-03
"You have no leg!"
- Krystal Cho playing the photo game at Red Robin
"Home brewed, by Zerglings."
- Adam Flaum on the kind of beer Rich was drinking
"I'm a hungry nigga!"
- Sharii Gladden
"Am I going to get raped too?"
- Vinh after Rob got violated by Tom
"I just now got that!"
- Vinh Vu getting the joke after everyone else
"She's a good nigga."
- Thad on Sharii
"If you weren't Mexican I'd be beating your ass."
- Tom as said to Thad
"Tom, calm your black ass down!"
- Beth when Tom was bowling
"I'm just slow."
-Rich Soliven
5-3-03
"She's in that big KFC in the sky."
- Nick Lau on Aaliyah
5-9-03
"It's just a mess of legs now."
- Nick Lau after brutally killing a spider
5-10-03
"Did you find these in the dumpster?"
- Vinh Vu upon getting his gift of porn
"Everyone at my work is gay. Except for the guy in prison."
- Jeremy Mann
"Keep the edge of the magazine away from your penis. You might get papercuts."
- Paul's friend Anthony offering words of advice to Vinh
"Oh shit! Sticky pages!"
- Rich Soliven while looking through Vinh's porm mags outside Friday's
5-15-03
"It's a small dick convention."
- Nick Lau upon seeing 4 Hummers driving in a line and getting off at the same exit
"Feel God's wrath on your nuts!"
- Nick Lau after throwing the Bible at Derek in the hotel room
"Neel likes small children that aren't human."
- Adam Flaum
5-16-03
"Clive is Nick with a PhD."
- Rob Beebe on Clive from JWIHNG
5-23-03
"Will I still look good in drag?"
- Joe Sindone
"If it wasn't for the sex thing I wouldn't know what it was."
- Rob Beebe after seeing Joe's drivers license picture
"That's right I gotta go to Cedar Point so I can go to Snoopy Land."
- Neel Fernandes
"You were an eagle scout too?"
- Rich Soliven drunkenly asking Kelly
"I don't ride sheep naked!"
- Neel Fernandes while drunk
"Neel, fuck! What did I do to you?"
- Rich Soliven after Neel got sick after drinking too much
"Thanks now you fucking dumbass!"
- Neel Fernandes as said to Rich
5-31-03
I'f they get 9/8 I will crap myself.....I'll bring the depends."
- Rob Beebe and Adam Flaum falking about GF and DM
6-3-03
"Road limit 80000.....or one Vita."
- Nick Lau reading a sign while driving to Cedar Point
6-7-03
"Stop it or no fried chicken for you."
- Joe Sindone on this little annoying budam kid at AFC
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBB You're taking a crap!"
- Adam Flaum's voice mail to Rob when he was in the bathroom
6-14-03
"Arnell's got a big head."
- Tom
"My dad's like....pre-dated carbon."
- Rob Beebe on his dad's age
6-21-03
"I look away and there's a man on my face."
- Ryan while playing SC2 with Nick
"I want some yaoi!"
- Leslie Zink yelling in the middle of Steak n Shake
"I watch Pokemon."
- June Ha Kim
"The other 4% can't, because they're like, paralyzed."
- Joe from Chicago after someone said that 96% of males masturbate
"What's up minority report?"
- Thad answering the phone when Tom was on
7-4-03
"Why isn't it free?....Inflation."
- Nick Lau talking to Stephii and asking why her pussy wan't free and Jeremy's response
7-11-03
"5,6,7,8 hey hey! Dave Fuller is fucking gay!"
- Derek Parrott singing along to 1234 007 at Dance Fever
7-25-03
"Knock yourself out. That's what we're aiming for."
- Steve the drunk guy from Ben's house offering someone a beer
8-1-03
"You suck at Dong Dong."
- Tom making fun of Derek about the Wario Ware game
"I feel like I'm Adam, only I'm going to pay you guys back."
- Eddie Lehecka on borrowing money
"It's cold and the rain is hitting my nipples."
- Nick Randall
8-2-03
"Dude is that your balls?!"
- Joe Sindone being random
"Remember the time I went to your house and you had porn CDs all over your house and I picked it up saying, 'Oh look a Para Para CD' but it was an asian girl sucking dick?"
- Derek Parrott on visiting Tom's house
"I put out!"
- Thad Micelli yelling at a passing car while at Red Robin's
8-21-03
"Oh my god! You can see my boxers through here!"
- Ryan on his shorts
"Poke the bunny and little raisinettes come out?"
- Ryan half asleep and poking Leslie
8-22-03
"Leave me curbs alone."
- Me while everyone was making fun of me hitting curbs
"Aww the squirrels are getting antsy."
- Eli Kim watching the squirrels outside of Taco Bell
"I'm stacked? When did that happen?"
- Eli Kim
8-29-03
"Wait, what's the KY for?"
- Joe Sindone jumping in at the wrong point of the conversation
8-31-03
"Oh shit! My fly's open!"
- Rich Soliven
"Oh damn I didn't get enough suck time."
- Kelly Cho trying to give Rich a hickey
9-20-03
"Gay people are homosexual."
- Adam Flaum
"Ow my balls are numb."
- Arnell while sitting in the back of Rob's car
"A mexican christian ska band?"
- Rob Beebe misunderstanding what Arnell said about Astrovans with religious symbols all over them
"Fucking phallic CDs."
- Adam Flaum trying to get the retarded CD player in Rob's car to play burned CDs
"I gotta really shit bad."
- Rob Beebe while driving somewhere in BF Kentucky
"My IQ just dropped."
- Arnell upon crossing the border into Tennessee
9-21-03
"I'm gonna go piss in the bathtub."
- Adam Flaum after Rob said he was going to hop in the shower
"Mexican people farting is the smelliest shit ever."
- Adam Flaum
9-26-03
"He's worse than Gir because he's not retarded just handicapped."
- Justin Douglas on the Johnny B Goode kid at AFC
"IIDSex!"
- Justin after hearing about Eddie having sex in TN
"Are you like confused or something because I see no circles or lines on this page."
- Eddie Lehecka asking Justin about his Japanese homework
9-27-03
"Dude I wonder if Pete puked on himself yet."
- Some random guy outside of Pizza House in AA
"Everyone loves Arnell. His head is huge!"
- Nate
"I'm bored. Let's go looting."
- Ryan while loitering outside of Pete's at 3 AM
"Its one of them. The child bearers."
- Adam Cohen making fun of the drunk people in AA
10-5-03
"He's gotta have the bluest balls in Hyrule."
- Nick Lau while talking about the Link from the old Zelda cartoons because he could never get any from the princess
10-23-03
"What's this fag doing?"...."That's my mom!"
- Nick Lau and Gordon Widener when pulling out of Gordon's driveway to leave for Reactor and his mom was waiting to pull in the driveway
"Where the fuck is caucasia?"
- Gordon Widener
"Turn the fuck off ass!"
- Nick Lau trying to turn off the Half Baked DVD in the hotel room when we were trying to sleep
10-24-03
"There are no more hot dogs in the cafeteria bitch!"
- Gordon Widener upon seeing a Zell cosplayer in the little food area of the hotel
"You shot Church you team killing fucktard!"
- Red vs Blue
"Holy shit the corn came back!"
- Derek Parrott upon discovering corn in the toilet after he flushed the ramen
"Nick, I'm gonna stomp on your crotch."
- Derek Parrott
"Daegan, we're gonna pop your cherry in style."
- Derek Parrott
10-31-03
"What the fuck? You have semen on your arm and I don't know why."
- Aubrey upon seeing some white stuff on Joe's arm
11-15-03
"Robbie Beebe phone home."
- Eddie Lehecka
"At 3 in the morning all poo jokes are funny."
- Eddie Lehecka
12-19-03
"Would you like to making fuck?"
- Eddie Lehecka speaking Fob
12-23-03
"Everyone's porn finds their way into my truck."
- Derek Parrott after Rob and I found Eddie's porn in his truck while getting Gordon's christmas present
"So many hard drives for butt sex."
- Chris aka Sang after giving Chuck a hard drive for hid gf's computer
"Its addictive. It's like PCP."
- Chuck Manley after tasting the yogurt in a bottle
"Do you have a big Canadian wiener?"
- Chuck asking Brett the Canadian
"I like cock."
- Chris being random
12-27-03
"Don't tread on me fucker!"
- Chris ranting about giant space rocks
"Hot Kobe beef injection. Consent optional."
- Chris after Gordon said something about the Max Brother's Love is Creaminess Kobe Bryant loves the White Girls Remix
You’ve been warned
"This tender loving moment brought to you by Tecmo."
- Greg Basa while trying to find homoerotic poses by male characters in Dead or Alive 3
"Eat your pancakes you rudy poo!"
- Derek Parrott as said about Rob
1-2-03
"Yes! God bless my tits!"
- Me after Neel said we'd be buying less booze when we turn 21 but I'd still be getting them for free since I have tits
1-3-03
"Why are you doing Paranoia?"
- Rich Soliven as said randomly to Tom
"If you're going to kill brain cells, do it right."
- Tom's words of wisdom on the subject of Grey Goose vodka
"I can't drive past there past 9:00. DWB for real!"
- Tom about driving in Grosse Pointe (DWB = Driving while black)
"If you don't follow my instructions I'm not responsible for your bodily functions."
- Tom's words of wisdom once again on getting drunk
"Grey Goose is like the Rolls Royce of vodka. 5 O'Clock is the village bicycle."
- Neel Fernandes explaining the difference of vodka to Vinh
"Text message from Rich's crotch. Where am I?"
- Joe Sindone after Rich got a text message and the beeping sounded like it was coming from his crotch
"Black!"
- Dave after Rich said Magic players unite (Dave is a tall white boy btw)
1-4-03
"Get the chickent test brenders."
- Justin not knowing how to talk
1-8-03
"Listening to It's Raining Men is a guilty pleasure."
- Rich Soliven after Neel said "Crash" was the guilty pleasure on Extreme
1-17-02
"Where's Vinh?"
- Joe Sindone after Neel asked him what he had to say when he won the tourney
"I got bootleg ramen."
- Neel Fernendes when I pointed out that he had Korean ramen
"Oh, Grey Goose."
- Krystal inspecting Adam's booze collection behind the bar
"I AAAed Rob's ass...sudden shuffle."
- Derek Parrott
1-18-03
"What if cops made you pee in a line instead of walking a line. That would be weird. Cause if you peed on the cop you're drunk."
- Jeremy Mann pondering while drunk
1-31-03
"HOT SHIT! THAT IS AN ORGASM ON PAPER!"
- Sharii after I showed her a 5' tall poster of Legolas on Ebay
2-2-03
"You will be famous in the books of SeMI.. for the D that fucked X's leg."
- Sharii on the IIDX picture where it looks like I'm humping Rob's leg because I was the D
2-5-03
"It smells like my nuts after a good hard workout."
- Tom O'Rourke on the smell of Play-Doh
2-7-03
"A chip fell on my crotch."
- Nick Lau
"Are you guys ok?"
- Our waitress at Ram's Horn after one of our giggle fits
"The crusty shit I scrape off my nuts is better than Nintendo."
- Nick Lau
"I told Rob's ass to come."......"How could he shoot that far?"
- Me and Nick twisting my words after I said Rob should have come to Kai's b-day thing at the Star
2-8-03
"I peed on the crackers."
- Nick Lau on the crackers that were in the urinal at Big Boy
(Next three contributed by Sharii at the gathering at Pinball Pete's)
"She used to cram all sorts of shit in my mouth."
- Tom, about Nanette
"Are my balls straight?"
- Kelly, about her ponytail holders
"Man, earlier today I had Chicken Strip Shits."
- Jeremy Mann
2-13-03
"Hooked on Phonics wouldn't [work] for Jeremy if you shoved it up his ass."
- Nick Lau
2-14-03
"How's your IIDX progression coming along Nick?"......."DOA Volleyball? What?"
- Derek Parrott and Nick Lau
2-24-03
"The physics of sound is a fairly fascinating subject, but one too large to cover here. Basically speaking, all sound travels in a sine wave. Sound waves (and sine waves) look like big boobs, especially low frequency sound. Nice, curvy titties. The more volume that you ask for, the bigger the tittie the amp has to produce. However, if you want too big of a tittie, and your amp can't give you anything more than a 36C, it still tries to give you what you need. But instead, it produces a truncated tittie. That looks like a big tittie with the top cut off. Then your speaker is like, "What the fuck kind of tittie is this?" And then it tries to deal with it, but speakers really freak out when you give them squared-off titties, and they start making strange noises, and damage themselves in the process. This is called clipping."
- Someone from Penny Arcade (Contributed by Rob Beebe)
3-1-03
"He likes dropping stuff on his pants."
- Sharii Gladden on Nick
"It's gotta get fed sometime."
- Neel Fernandes on the subject of Nick's crotch
"My character gets it from behind."
- Greg Basa on his character "Troy!" from Halo
3-7-03
"Jizz is liquidy. How can it be fish eye jizz?"
- Kelly Cho questioning something Derek said
"This was in DOA volleyball?"
- Rich Soliven after Derek, Rob, and I were talking about a scene in Bible Black
"I can't hurt the mentally disabled."
- Derek Parrott after Rich said the aforementioned quote
3-12-03
"It's like Russian Roulette, only there's a bullet in every chamber."
- Vince Pitoscia on eating in the cafeteria
3-27-03
"And my god, the girl next door laughs like a damn retard wtf?"
- BakaOrochi as said in the Bemanistyle IRC room during a somewhat serious conversation
3-28-03
"I'm an equal opportunist pervert."
- Tom
"I don't know this black mother fucker."
- Bill when Tom started acting like Bill Cosby
"Maybe because he stretched her out like old taffy."
- Nick Lau after hearing a story of someone who fist fucked his girlfriend then complained because she was loose
"I'll be up for awhile until I start hitting the alcohol."
- Neel Fernandes when someone asked if he would be going to sleep early
4-10-03
"Fucking A....I walked into lab all happy that I was gonna cut something, and the whole lab was just slides on a fucking carousel. WTF KIND OF LAB IS THAT?!?"
- Neel Fernandes bitching about med school
4-12-03
"These scores are retarded!"
- Rob's math teacher on recent test scores (Contributed by Rob Beebe)
4-19-03
"You have no leg!"
- Krystal Cho playing the photo game at Red Robin
"Home brewed, by Zerglings."
- Adam Flaum on the kind of beer Rich was drinking
"I'm a hungry nigga!"
- Sharii Gladden
"Am I going to get raped too?"
- Vinh after Rob got violated by Tom
"I just now got that!"
- Vinh Vu getting the joke after everyone else
"She's a good nigga."
- Thad on Sharii
"If you weren't Mexican I'd be beating your ass."
- Tom as said to Thad
"Tom, calm your black ass down!"
- Beth when Tom was bowling
"I'm just slow."
-Rich Soliven
5-3-03
"She's in that big KFC in the sky."
- Nick Lau on Aaliyah
5-9-03
"It's just a mess of legs now."
- Nick Lau after brutally killing a spider
5-10-03
"Did you find these in the dumpster?"
- Vinh Vu upon getting his gift of porn
"Everyone at my work is gay. Except for the guy in prison."
- Jeremy Mann
"Keep the edge of the magazine away from your penis. You might get papercuts."
- Paul's friend Anthony offering words of advice to Vinh
"Oh shit! Sticky pages!"
- Rich Soliven while looking through Vinh's porm mags outside Friday's
5-15-03
"It's a small dick convention."
- Nick Lau upon seeing 4 Hummers driving in a line and getting off at the same exit
"Feel God's wrath on your nuts!"
- Nick Lau after throwing the Bible at Derek in the hotel room
"Neel likes small children that aren't human."
- Adam Flaum
5-16-03
"Clive is Nick with a PhD."
- Rob Beebe on Clive from JWIHNG
5-23-03
"Will I still look good in drag?"
- Joe Sindone
"If it wasn't for the sex thing I wouldn't know what it was."
- Rob Beebe after seeing Joe's drivers license picture
"That's right I gotta go to Cedar Point so I can go to Snoopy Land."
- Neel Fernandes
"You were an eagle scout too?"
- Rich Soliven drunkenly asking Kelly
"I don't ride sheep naked!"
- Neel Fernandes while drunk
"Neel, fuck! What did I do to you?"
- Rich Soliven after Neel got sick after drinking too much
"Thanks now you fucking dumbass!"
- Neel Fernandes as said to Rich
5-31-03
I'f they get 9/8 I will crap myself.....I'll bring the depends."
- Rob Beebe and Adam Flaum falking about GF and DM
6-3-03
"Road limit 80000.....or one Vita."
- Nick Lau reading a sign while driving to Cedar Point
6-7-03
"Stop it or no fried chicken for you."
- Joe Sindone on this little annoying budam kid at AFC
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBB You're taking a crap!"
- Adam Flaum's voice mail to Rob when he was in the bathroom
6-14-03
"Arnell's got a big head."
- Tom
"My dad's like....pre-dated carbon."
- Rob Beebe on his dad's age
6-21-03
"I look away and there's a man on my face."
- Ryan while playing SC2 with Nick
"I want some yaoi!"
- Leslie Zink yelling in the middle of Steak n Shake
"I watch Pokemon."
- June Ha Kim
"The other 4% can't, because they're like, paralyzed."
- Joe from Chicago after someone said that 96% of males masturbate
"What's up minority report?"
- Thad answering the phone when Tom was on
7-4-03
"Why isn't it free?....Inflation."
- Nick Lau talking to Stephii and asking why her pussy wan't free and Jeremy's response
7-11-03
"5,6,7,8 hey hey! Dave Fuller is fucking gay!"
- Derek Parrott singing along to 1234 007 at Dance Fever
7-25-03
"Knock yourself out. That's what we're aiming for."
- Steve the drunk guy from Ben's house offering someone a beer
8-1-03
"You suck at Dong Dong."
- Tom making fun of Derek about the Wario Ware game
"I feel like I'm Adam, only I'm going to pay you guys back."
- Eddie Lehecka on borrowing money
"It's cold and the rain is hitting my nipples."
- Nick Randall
8-2-03
"Dude is that your balls?!"
- Joe Sindone being random
"Remember the time I went to your house and you had porn CDs all over your house and I picked it up saying, 'Oh look a Para Para CD' but it was an asian girl sucking dick?"
- Derek Parrott on visiting Tom's house
"I put out!"
- Thad Micelli yelling at a passing car while at Red Robin's
8-21-03
"Oh my god! You can see my boxers through here!"
- Ryan on his shorts
"Poke the bunny and little raisinettes come out?"
- Ryan half asleep and poking Leslie
8-22-03
"Leave me curbs alone."
- Me while everyone was making fun of me hitting curbs
"Aww the squirrels are getting antsy."
- Eli Kim watching the squirrels outside of Taco Bell
"I'm stacked? When did that happen?"
- Eli Kim
8-29-03
"Wait, what's the KY for?"
- Joe Sindone jumping in at the wrong point of the conversation
8-31-03
"Oh shit! My fly's open!"
- Rich Soliven
"Oh damn I didn't get enough suck time."
- Kelly Cho trying to give Rich a hickey
9-20-03
"Gay people are homosexual."
- Adam Flaum
"Ow my balls are numb."
- Arnell while sitting in the back of Rob's car
"A mexican christian ska band?"
- Rob Beebe misunderstanding what Arnell said about Astrovans with religious symbols all over them
"Fucking phallic CDs."
- Adam Flaum trying to get the retarded CD player in Rob's car to play burned CDs
"I gotta really shit bad."
- Rob Beebe while driving somewhere in BF Kentucky
"My IQ just dropped."
- Arnell upon crossing the border into Tennessee
9-21-03
"I'm gonna go piss in the bathtub."
- Adam Flaum after Rob said he was going to hop in the shower
"Mexican people farting is the smelliest shit ever."
- Adam Flaum
9-26-03
"He's worse than Gir because he's not retarded just handicapped."
- Justin Douglas on the Johnny B Goode kid at AFC
"IIDSex!"
- Justin after hearing about Eddie having sex in TN
"Are you like confused or something because I see no circles or lines on this page."
- Eddie Lehecka asking Justin about his Japanese homework
9-27-03
"Dude I wonder if Pete puked on himself yet."
- Some random guy outside of Pizza House in AA
"Everyone loves Arnell. His head is huge!"
- Nate
"I'm bored. Let's go looting."
- Ryan while loitering outside of Pete's at 3 AM
"Its one of them. The child bearers."
- Adam Cohen making fun of the drunk people in AA
10-5-03
"He's gotta have the bluest balls in Hyrule."
- Nick Lau while talking about the Link from the old Zelda cartoons because he could never get any from the princess
10-23-03
"What's this fag doing?"...."That's my mom!"
- Nick Lau and Gordon Widener when pulling out of Gordon's driveway to leave for Reactor and his mom was waiting to pull in the driveway
"Where the fuck is caucasia?"
- Gordon Widener
"Turn the fuck off ass!"
- Nick Lau trying to turn off the Half Baked DVD in the hotel room when we were trying to sleep
10-24-03
"There are no more hot dogs in the cafeteria bitch!"
- Gordon Widener upon seeing a Zell cosplayer in the little food area of the hotel
"You shot Church you team killing fucktard!"
- Red vs Blue
"Holy shit the corn came back!"
- Derek Parrott upon discovering corn in the toilet after he flushed the ramen
"Nick, I'm gonna stomp on your crotch."
- Derek Parrott
"Daegan, we're gonna pop your cherry in style."
- Derek Parrott
10-31-03
"What the fuck? You have semen on your arm and I don't know why."
- Aubrey upon seeing some white stuff on Joe's arm
11-15-03
"Robbie Beebe phone home."
- Eddie Lehecka
"At 3 in the morning all poo jokes are funny."
- Eddie Lehecka
12-19-03
"Would you like to making fuck?"
- Eddie Lehecka speaking Fob
12-23-03
"Everyone's porn finds their way into my truck."
- Derek Parrott after Rob and I found Eddie's porn in his truck while getting Gordon's christmas present
"So many hard drives for butt sex."
- Chris aka Sang after giving Chuck a hard drive for hid gf's computer
"Its addictive. It's like PCP."
- Chuck Manley after tasting the yogurt in a bottle
"Do you have a big Canadian wiener?"
- Chuck asking Brett the Canadian
"I like cock."
- Chris being random
12-27-03
"Don't tread on me fucker!"
- Chris ranting about giant space rocks
"Hot Kobe beef injection. Consent optional."
- Chris after Gordon said something about the Max Brother's Love is Creaminess Kobe Bryant loves the White Girls Remix