Quotes of the Day
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Ok, since some fucktard deleted all my html for this page and I no longer have dates or all of the quotes, I'll just put the ones that I have written in my little notebook and what I can remember.
"He'd be more likely to frolic."
- Neel Fernandes on Nick Lau
"I look like a goddamn ferret!"
- Neel Fernandes jumping around to Matsuri Japan
"Don't pull out, I'm coming!" - Kate Darga as said while driving down a street to someone wanting to pull out of their driveway
"China has cool executions." - Derek Parrott
"Anil, I'm gonna hit you in your nuts." - Gerard something or another. Don't know his last name
"Everytime I hear Shinobi I cover my ass." -Rich Soliven
"It's all about the Filipino tactics. Covering your ass with a banana leaf and shooting things with a blow dart gun." - Rich Soliven during an AIM chat room discussion about martial arts and the like
"Look to the fucking this way!" - Joe speaking Engrish while trying to get the attention of the Major Magic's lady
"Mapquest led me to the crabs." - Nick Lau while driving to Otakon
"It's like getting road head from a bear trap." - Nick Lau with Domo-kun's face in his lap
"Hot damn he has Tommy Braun powers!" - Derek Parrott on one of the characters who slept with like 3 chicks while watching badly dubbed hentai at Nick's house
"I wanna get scrutinized by die hards so I can say 'Fuck You'."
- Neel Fernandes on cosplayers
"We're all soaked in Vita jizz!"
- Derek Parrott while watching Ghostbusters after the Stay Puft marshmallow man exploded and covered everyone
"You're setting yourself up for a hate crime dude."
- Some guy at Otakon as said to Derek because he was wearing a DDR pad across his body
"The hospital is for dead people not sick people!"
- The LARP dude at Otakon
"I AM DDR!"
- Some ass from Otakon
"You screwed up Anil!"
- Me after Anil didn't get enough seats at Steak n Shake
"It's like mushroom clouding."
- Neel Fernandes on his food
"All the steam is making his hair frizz."
- Greg on Neel's food
"Did somebody cream too early?"
- Neel on the random spots of whipped cream on his dessert plate
"Whenever I get overwhelmed by cuteness I vomit."
- Nick Lau
"I have Neel's tokens. Let's run away with them and start a new life."
- Jamie Irving
"Wow, somebody failed Afronova."
- Jon after Op 6 stormed out of Blasters at MWS2
"I didn't see shit."
- Tom when we told him not to tell anyone we jacked Domo Kun
"Fucking lawn chair!"
- Derek Parrott while climbing in the back of Beth's van and getting hit on the head
"Tom doesn't titty bar money. He goes there with quarters."
- Will
"He's got Trowa pants."
- Derek Parrott on Jeff's very colorful pants
"Squirt me all you want boy but I'll still sit on you."
- Jeremy Mann as said to a super soaker armed Derek
"He's embarrassed about his racism."
- Derek Parrott on Jeremy
"Is he like, normal?"
- Jeremy Mann after hearing about the LARP "I AM DDR" ass from Otakon
"Ask em for a hotdog bun."
- Joe Sindone as said to Neel on his column shaped spaghetti pile
"Today, we have crabs from Canada."
- Neel Fernandes after I said immigration crabs instead of imitation crabs
"We need sleep!"
- Joe Sindone during the hilarity at Big Boy after MWS2
"I don't know! It's like living in a white boy's home!"
- Rich Soliven while in his brother's house after Jeremy asked him if he had any rice
"I haven't even lived that long and I've picked it up!"
- Joe Sindone after Rich said he hadn't picked up certain Filipino traits after living with them for 22 years
"We have a new strategy."........."Don't die?"
- Rich Soliven talking about Starcraft and Jeremy's response
"That looks so wrong."
- Gerard while Adam, Rich, and Sean were feeling under the front of Adam's car
"I can't picture Rich glomping anyone."........"If you put a Starcraft CD on you maybe he will."
- My statement and Jeremy's response
"Can I just throw the bucket at Rich?"
- Jeremy Mann
"Why'd you throw your nuts in my mouth?"
- Jeremy Mann as said to Dave
"As you drop a bone."
- Beth Lueck as said to Jeremy
"He has tits, it's not free for him!"
- Neel Fernandes on Jeremy after I said girls can get into Gameworks for free because they have tits
"He likes sticking bones in his mouth. I like him."
- Dave on Jeremy
"Are we playing Starcraft tonight?"
- Rich Soliven asking everyone at Nick's house
"If I were Neel, where would I go?"........."The farm?"
- Derek Parrott playing Halo and Jeremy's response
"I'll jack your shoes bitch!"
- Jeremy Mann as said to Rich
"DDR is an excuse for people to cross dress."
- Joe Sindone upon seeing Nick T's freestyle at Aftershock
"Oh, there's no Starcraft CD there."
- Jeremy Mann providing hentai commentary
"You gonna turn on her too?"
- Nick Lau as said to Rich after we found out one of the waitresses at Bennigan's played Starcraft
"You're like a black cheerleader."
- Nick Lau as said to Kai while she was singing booty music in the parking lot
"Ram's Dick!"
- Rich Soliven after someone asked him where we were going to eat
"Dude, kick him in the balls. Any man will cry if you kick him in the balls."
- Gerard's wisdom on how to make a guy cry
"Where's your stick? You need to compose."
- Rich Soliven as said to Gerard after Adam called him the Filipino Liberacci
"You want it in the bathroom with Jenny?"
- Julie Bejma misunderstanding what someone said
"No one drives my truck but me and the voices in my head."
- Ryan Larson
"My anti-Korea force field must be down."
- Derek Parrott after someone did a Korean song and the machine didn't break
"How much is a crapload?"
- Tom after he told the hostess at Denny's we had a crapload of people coming
"This is a family resturant!"
- Our waitress at Denny's after Tom said "fuck" in front of her
"Joe, get out of the fetal position or I'll hump you."
- Eric Pasman as said to Joe
"No! Don't! He's a guy like you!"
- Cyrena Bentley after Joe threatened to hit Tom or Eric in the nuts with a ball
"Don't strip me no!"
- Rich Soliven as he was wrapped in caution tape while Tom pinned him to the ground and Jeremy jacked his shoes and socks
"Meow...*Thump*"
- Derek's cat Lucky wanting to be petted
"This turkey is awkward because it has no legs."
- Nick Lau
"There's tadpole jizz in the water."
- Neel Fernandes on Derek's pond
"DJ beat the retard!"
- Jeffito singing the opening lyrics to "Long Train Runnin"
"Hey look, movie arcade 25 cents. MY GOD IT'S PORN!"
- Derek Parrott while driving to Anime Central
"Holy police!"
- Me after seeing a bunch of cops while driving to Acen
"SSSSSSSSSSPPRRRRRIGGGGGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNN!!!"
- The guy at the ADV booth at Acen
"Can we have a moment of silence for 420 please?"
- Some guy in the suite
"It's spriggan cold out."
- Greg after getting back from Acen
"NO! Spank your kids!"
- Nick Lau upon seeing a commercial at Otakon about knowing where your kids are at and how to discipline them
"India has states? That's so gay."
- Derek Parrott
"Even the weather is afraid of you."
- Nick Lau after I yelled at the weather in Cedar Point and it stopped raining
"You got Neels."
- Derek Parrott after I scratched my head
"Booze brings honor to us all."
- Derek Parrott
11-28-02
"Nothing says lovin' like a pair of giant scissors to the nuts."
- Derek Parrott
11-29-02
"That ain't no hate crime. I hate everyone the same."
- Tom
"Can I be the evolved form Bullcrap?"
- Nick Lau after Tom said his Pokemon name is Bullshit
11-30-02
"That was great! She was totally underaged."
- Derek Parrott after hearing Nick's story of one of the jailbait girls at Acen
"Is that a pissed off gingerbread man?"...."No that's Domo-kun!"
- Kelly upon seeing a picture of Domo kun and Nick's response
"You know what trust is? Two cannibals giving each other head."
- Kelly
"Hey Rob, do you masturbate in your own feces?"
- Tom being totally random
"My graduation party was the same day as they were chasing OJ."
- Tom
"It's not save a damsel in distress, it's pimp a damsel in distress."
- Rob after Derek said something about picturing Tom as a super hero and him saving a damsel in distress
"I like seeing triple because you can always go for the middle and be right."
- Tom on seeing triple when you're drunk
12-13-02
"Hentai...the gift that keeps on giving."
- Derek Parrott
12-14-02
"That's a god damn bad idea."
- Tom after Bill said we should go to a certain city to eat
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was hung like a mosquito goddammit!"
- Bill
"I got Bible Black in my coat!"
- Nick Lau happy to get his hentai back
"This car don't like black people."
- Bill after I accidentally hit the horn of the Rav with my purse
12-15-02
"For $169.95 she better cook my dinner and blow me every night!"
- Nick Lau on the price of a resin model
12-16-02
"Don't fight in the front yard, people watch. Fight in the backyard."
- Nick Lau while Derek and Jeremy were messing around with tonfas in the front yard
"You're Vita's ass!"
- Derek Parrott
"You know what I've never done before? Pissed in my own bushes."
- Nick Lau
"We're studying Bacardi 151!"
- Nick Lau after Derek said he told his work he was at a study group when he was really at Nick's house
"This is the best tasting cum I've ever had."
- Jeremy Mann while drinking Jack Daniel's Hard Cola
"Neel and Lauren are our hoes."
- Jeremy Mann
"Oh my god we're gonna be so hungover!"
- Jeremy Mann
12-20-02
"It's the asian invasion and one caucasian."
- Kelly on the group of us at Marvin's
"Flame arrester sounds like a homophobic cop."
- Nick Lau on the small screen on the Bacardi 151 bottle called the flame arrester
"Zimbabwe don't need food THAT badly."
- Nick Lau after someone told him that he should eat Sean's fries after he used the plate as an ash tray
12-22-02
"Forty 60 to for fitty."
- Nick Lau talking like Mr. Alan
"Or you can cross gender if you have really weird answers."............"Or if you're Joe."
- Derek Parrott on the DDR character quiz and Nick's response
"They would embrace you with open dykie arms."
- Derek Parrott
"What the hell? Vietnamese are stupid."
- Nick Lau upon hearing that the Vietnamese word for green is also the same word for blue
12-26-02
"Ha ha you can't shake your ass!"
- Nick Lau as said to Rob while he was doing the bunny dance
"Dude, could you not fight near the picture of me?"
- Derek Parrott as said to Rob and I
"You broke combo you slut!"
- Derek Parrott while watching Nick play Dance Summit 2001
"I thought you said sixth grade fetus."
- Rob after Derek said Six String Fetus
"I'm not a Mexican, I'm a Chaldean who hangs in front of Marvin's all day."
- Rob after Derek called him a Mexican
12-31-02
"Midgets have great reach of your crotch."
- Nick Lau
"Pink ranger died!"
- Me after Greg's pink soldier died in Halo
"I killed while I was dead!"
- Nick Lau playing Halo
"Only cuz I'm drunk and you're the closest thing with nuts."
- Kelly on why she was cuddling with Nick
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Ok, since some fucktard deleted all my html for this page and I no longer have dates or all of the quotes, I'll just put the ones that I have written in my little notebook and what I can remember.
"He'd be more likely to frolic."
- Neel Fernandes on Nick Lau
"I look like a goddamn ferret!"
- Neel Fernandes jumping around to Matsuri Japan
"Don't pull out, I'm coming!" - Kate Darga as said while driving down a street to someone wanting to pull out of their driveway
"China has cool executions." - Derek Parrott
"Anil, I'm gonna hit you in your nuts." - Gerard something or another. Don't know his last name
"Everytime I hear Shinobi I cover my ass." -Rich Soliven
"It's all about the Filipino tactics. Covering your ass with a banana leaf and shooting things with a blow dart gun." - Rich Soliven during an AIM chat room discussion about martial arts and the like
"Look to the fucking this way!" - Joe speaking Engrish while trying to get the attention of the Major Magic's lady
"Mapquest led me to the crabs." - Nick Lau while driving to Otakon
"It's like getting road head from a bear trap." - Nick Lau with Domo-kun's face in his lap
"Hot damn he has Tommy Braun powers!" - Derek Parrott on one of the characters who slept with like 3 chicks while watching badly dubbed hentai at Nick's house
"I wanna get scrutinized by die hards so I can say 'Fuck You'."
- Neel Fernandes on cosplayers
"We're all soaked in Vita jizz!"
- Derek Parrott while watching Ghostbusters after the Stay Puft marshmallow man exploded and covered everyone
"You're setting yourself up for a hate crime dude."
- Some guy at Otakon as said to Derek because he was wearing a DDR pad across his body
"The hospital is for dead people not sick people!"
- The LARP dude at Otakon
"I AM DDR!"
- Some ass from Otakon
"You screwed up Anil!"
- Me after Anil didn't get enough seats at Steak n Shake
"It's like mushroom clouding."
- Neel Fernandes on his food
"All the steam is making his hair frizz."
- Greg on Neel's food
"Did somebody cream too early?"
- Neel on the random spots of whipped cream on his dessert plate
"Whenever I get overwhelmed by cuteness I vomit."
- Nick Lau
"I have Neel's tokens. Let's run away with them and start a new life."
- Jamie Irving
"Wow, somebody failed Afronova."
- Jon after Op 6 stormed out of Blasters at MWS2
"I didn't see shit."
- Tom when we told him not to tell anyone we jacked Domo Kun
"Fucking lawn chair!"
- Derek Parrott while climbing in the back of Beth's van and getting hit on the head
"Tom doesn't titty bar money. He goes there with quarters."
- Will
"He's got Trowa pants."
- Derek Parrott on Jeff's very colorful pants
"Squirt me all you want boy but I'll still sit on you."
- Jeremy Mann as said to a super soaker armed Derek
"He's embarrassed about his racism."
- Derek Parrott on Jeremy
"Is he like, normal?"
- Jeremy Mann after hearing about the LARP "I AM DDR" ass from Otakon
"Ask em for a hotdog bun."
- Joe Sindone as said to Neel on his column shaped spaghetti pile
"Today, we have crabs from Canada."
- Neel Fernandes after I said immigration crabs instead of imitation crabs
"We need sleep!"
- Joe Sindone during the hilarity at Big Boy after MWS2
"I don't know! It's like living in a white boy's home!"
- Rich Soliven while in his brother's house after Jeremy asked him if he had any rice
"I haven't even lived that long and I've picked it up!"
- Joe Sindone after Rich said he hadn't picked up certain Filipino traits after living with them for 22 years
"We have a new strategy."........."Don't die?"
- Rich Soliven talking about Starcraft and Jeremy's response
"That looks so wrong."
- Gerard while Adam, Rich, and Sean were feeling under the front of Adam's car
"I can't picture Rich glomping anyone."........"If you put a Starcraft CD on you maybe he will."
- My statement and Jeremy's response
"Can I just throw the bucket at Rich?"
- Jeremy Mann
"Why'd you throw your nuts in my mouth?"
- Jeremy Mann as said to Dave
"As you drop a bone."
- Beth Lueck as said to Jeremy
"He has tits, it's not free for him!"
- Neel Fernandes on Jeremy after I said girls can get into Gameworks for free because they have tits
"He likes sticking bones in his mouth. I like him."
- Dave on Jeremy
"Are we playing Starcraft tonight?"
- Rich Soliven asking everyone at Nick's house
"If I were Neel, where would I go?"........."The farm?"
- Derek Parrott playing Halo and Jeremy's response
"I'll jack your shoes bitch!"
- Jeremy Mann as said to Rich
"DDR is an excuse for people to cross dress."
- Joe Sindone upon seeing Nick T's freestyle at Aftershock
"Oh, there's no Starcraft CD there."
- Jeremy Mann providing hentai commentary
"You gonna turn on her too?"
- Nick Lau as said to Rich after we found out one of the waitresses at Bennigan's played Starcraft
"You're like a black cheerleader."
- Nick Lau as said to Kai while she was singing booty music in the parking lot
"Ram's Dick!"
- Rich Soliven after someone asked him where we were going to eat
"Dude, kick him in the balls. Any man will cry if you kick him in the balls."
- Gerard's wisdom on how to make a guy cry
"Where's your stick? You need to compose."
- Rich Soliven as said to Gerard after Adam called him the Filipino Liberacci
"You want it in the bathroom with Jenny?"
- Julie Bejma misunderstanding what someone said
"No one drives my truck but me and the voices in my head."
- Ryan Larson
"My anti-Korea force field must be down."
- Derek Parrott after someone did a Korean song and the machine didn't break
"How much is a crapload?"
- Tom after he told the hostess at Denny's we had a crapload of people coming
"This is a family resturant!"
- Our waitress at Denny's after Tom said "fuck" in front of her
"Joe, get out of the fetal position or I'll hump you."
- Eric Pasman as said to Joe
"No! Don't! He's a guy like you!"
- Cyrena Bentley after Joe threatened to hit Tom or Eric in the nuts with a ball
"Don't strip me no!"
- Rich Soliven as he was wrapped in caution tape while Tom pinned him to the ground and Jeremy jacked his shoes and socks
"Meow...*Thump*"
- Derek's cat Lucky wanting to be petted
"This turkey is awkward because it has no legs."
- Nick Lau
"There's tadpole jizz in the water."
- Neel Fernandes on Derek's pond
"DJ beat the retard!"
- Jeffito singing the opening lyrics to "Long Train Runnin"
"Hey look, movie arcade 25 cents. MY GOD IT'S PORN!"
- Derek Parrott while driving to Anime Central
"Holy police!"
- Me after seeing a bunch of cops while driving to Acen
"SSSSSSSSSSPPRRRRRIGGGGGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNN!!!"
- The guy at the ADV booth at Acen
"Can we have a moment of silence for 420 please?"
- Some guy in the suite
"It's spriggan cold out."
- Greg after getting back from Acen
"NO! Spank your kids!"
- Nick Lau upon seeing a commercial at Otakon about knowing where your kids are at and how to discipline them
"India has states? That's so gay."
- Derek Parrott
"Even the weather is afraid of you."
- Nick Lau after I yelled at the weather in Cedar Point and it stopped raining
"You got Neels."
- Derek Parrott after I scratched my head
"Booze brings honor to us all."
- Derek Parrott
11-28-02
"Nothing says lovin' like a pair of giant scissors to the nuts."
- Derek Parrott
11-29-02
"That ain't no hate crime. I hate everyone the same."
- Tom
"Can I be the evolved form Bullcrap?"
- Nick Lau after Tom said his Pokemon name is Bullshit
11-30-02
"That was great! She was totally underaged."
- Derek Parrott after hearing Nick's story of one of the jailbait girls at Acen
"Is that a pissed off gingerbread man?"...."No that's Domo-kun!"
- Kelly upon seeing a picture of Domo kun and Nick's response
"You know what trust is? Two cannibals giving each other head."
- Kelly
"Hey Rob, do you masturbate in your own feces?"
- Tom being totally random
"My graduation party was the same day as they were chasing OJ."
- Tom
"It's not save a damsel in distress, it's pimp a damsel in distress."
- Rob after Derek said something about picturing Tom as a super hero and him saving a damsel in distress
"I like seeing triple because you can always go for the middle and be right."
- Tom on seeing triple when you're drunk
12-13-02
"Hentai...the gift that keeps on giving."
- Derek Parrott
12-14-02
"That's a god damn bad idea."
- Tom after Bill said we should go to a certain city to eat
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was hung like a mosquito goddammit!"
- Bill
"I got Bible Black in my coat!"
- Nick Lau happy to get his hentai back
"This car don't like black people."
- Bill after I accidentally hit the horn of the Rav with my purse
12-15-02
"For $169.95 she better cook my dinner and blow me every night!"
- Nick Lau on the price of a resin model
12-16-02
"Don't fight in the front yard, people watch. Fight in the backyard."
- Nick Lau while Derek and Jeremy were messing around with tonfas in the front yard
"You're Vita's ass!"
- Derek Parrott
"You know what I've never done before? Pissed in my own bushes."
- Nick Lau
"We're studying Bacardi 151!"
- Nick Lau after Derek said he told his work he was at a study group when he was really at Nick's house
"This is the best tasting cum I've ever had."
- Jeremy Mann while drinking Jack Daniel's Hard Cola
"Neel and Lauren are our hoes."
- Jeremy Mann
"Oh my god we're gonna be so hungover!"
- Jeremy Mann
12-20-02
"It's the asian invasion and one caucasian."
- Kelly on the group of us at Marvin's
"Flame arrester sounds like a homophobic cop."
- Nick Lau on the small screen on the Bacardi 151 bottle called the flame arrester
"Zimbabwe don't need food THAT badly."
- Nick Lau after someone told him that he should eat Sean's fries after he used the plate as an ash tray
12-22-02
"Forty 60 to for fitty."
- Nick Lau talking like Mr. Alan
"Or you can cross gender if you have really weird answers."............"Or if you're Joe."
- Derek Parrott on the DDR character quiz and Nick's response
"They would embrace you with open dykie arms."
- Derek Parrott
"What the hell? Vietnamese are stupid."
- Nick Lau upon hearing that the Vietnamese word for green is also the same word for blue
12-26-02
"Ha ha you can't shake your ass!"
- Nick Lau as said to Rob while he was doing the bunny dance
"Dude, could you not fight near the picture of me?"
- Derek Parrott as said to Rob and I
"You broke combo you slut!"
- Derek Parrott while watching Nick play Dance Summit 2001
"I thought you said sixth grade fetus."
- Rob after Derek said Six String Fetus
"I'm not a Mexican, I'm a Chaldean who hangs in front of Marvin's all day."
- Rob after Derek called him a Mexican
12-31-02
"Midgets have great reach of your crotch."
- Nick Lau
"Pink ranger died!"
- Me after Greg's pink soldier died in Halo
"I killed while I was dead!"
- Nick Lau playing Halo
"Only cuz I'm drunk and you're the closest thing with nuts."
- Kelly on why she was cuddling with Nick
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