Quotes of the Day
1-1-08
"I'm gonna have myself an apple and some cock."
- Scott
1-4-08
"Let's get a wheelchair for your highness."... "Take me to the royal bedchambers!"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"At least you don't have to pay for cremation services."
- Me while Dan and I were watching this Discovery Channel thing about electricity and they were talking about how if you touch these power lines without a special suit you'll get vaporized
"Did you wipe first?"... "No, I think it's still in my crack."
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"I like BT. She's like my favorite character but she looks like a neanderthal."
- Mike
1-5-08
"It looks like Sesame Street took a shit on his legs."
- Me commenting on someone's fuzzy legwarmers
"That was a dude?!"
- Nick Lau after seeing this guy Steve
1-6-08
"I want a fish gordita."
- Justin
"Come sit on Jesus."
- Justin
"He might not understand. You have to go nip nip tang tang wakey uppey."
- Dan Nguyen
"Oh, my bra. I need this."
- Me
"Why did you go into the women's bathroom?"
- Some random girl that actually thought I was a guy while I was wearing my Sanada costume
2-2-08
"Giant horse dildos for Christ."
- Rob Beebe
"What's the worst thing that can happen? She spits it back out on your leg again?"
- Some random dude at Charley's
4-26-08
"I saw Flaum at a bank."......"Was he robbing it?"
- Derek Parrott and Paul LoVerde
"Dude you look like an uncircumcised penis."
- Ryan McNutt after Rob put on a sweater
5-17-08
"OMG my shoes are speckled with vomit!"
- Nick Lau
5-25-08
"You know your ass is evil if an angel bitch slaps you. This is like, one of the signs of the apocalypse."
- Sharii's mom
7-27-08
"Ok, rule number one. Free hugs is not Japanese."
- Ryan McNutt after Dan said he was teaching Japanese at Youmacon
"It smells like poop and shame!"
- Nick Lau
"The bastard is Viet so he's going to hide in a tree for six months."
- Justin
"I don't drink anything without alcohol in it."
- Nick's mom
8-16-08
"Where is everyone? They're about to get left behind on the meat train."
- Rob Beebe
"She doesn't have a nice ass but her tits make up for it."
- Vinh Vu
"If you were any whiter we'd be burning crosses on the front yard."
- Greg Basa as said to Rob
"This shit is not real!"
- Ryan McNutt while pointing at his cake after someone said the cake is a lie
"That is the drunkest DD I have ever seen."
- Joel as said about Rich
9-22-08
"Some people also have a vagina that looks like you could toss a major league baseball team's worth of baseball bats in it for safe keeping."
- Derek Parrott
10-31-08
"Fucking zipper stop attacking my dick."
- Derek Parrott
"I gotta fix my drawers, excuse me."
- Derek Parrott
"All these Shamwow jokes giving you a boner?"
- Ryan McNutt as said to Derek
12-17-08
"I bet Japanese people will be the first race to have sex with robots."
- Byphareast
12-31-08
"Put it on your face like a feed bag."
- Ryan McNutt on the german park buckets
"If you can't get it up you might as well go down."
- Bob
"Declare jihad when you see the yellow background."
- Rob Beebe on rock band
"I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be using IPJ as a chaser."
- Greg Basa
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1-1-08
"I'm gonna have myself an apple and some cock."
- Scott
1-4-08
"Let's get a wheelchair for your highness."... "Take me to the royal bedchambers!"
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"At least you don't have to pay for cremation services."
- Me while Dan and I were watching this Discovery Channel thing about electricity and they were talking about how if you touch these power lines without a special suit you'll get vaporized
"Did you wipe first?"... "No, I think it's still in my crack."
- Me and Dan Nguyen
"I like BT. She's like my favorite character but she looks like a neanderthal."
- Mike
1-5-08
"It looks like Sesame Street took a shit on his legs."
- Me commenting on someone's fuzzy legwarmers
"That was a dude?!"
- Nick Lau after seeing this guy Steve
1-6-08
"I want a fish gordita."
- Justin
"Come sit on Jesus."
- Justin
"He might not understand. You have to go nip nip tang tang wakey uppey."
- Dan Nguyen
"Oh, my bra. I need this."
- Me
"Why did you go into the women's bathroom?"
- Some random girl that actually thought I was a guy while I was wearing my Sanada costume
2-2-08
"Giant horse dildos for Christ."
- Rob Beebe
"What's the worst thing that can happen? She spits it back out on your leg again?"
- Some random dude at Charley's
4-26-08
"I saw Flaum at a bank."......"Was he robbing it?"
- Derek Parrott and Paul LoVerde
"Dude you look like an uncircumcised penis."
- Ryan McNutt after Rob put on a sweater
5-17-08
"OMG my shoes are speckled with vomit!"
- Nick Lau
5-25-08
"You know your ass is evil if an angel bitch slaps you. This is like, one of the signs of the apocalypse."
- Sharii's mom
7-27-08
"Ok, rule number one. Free hugs is not Japanese."
- Ryan McNutt after Dan said he was teaching Japanese at Youmacon
"It smells like poop and shame!"
- Nick Lau
"The bastard is Viet so he's going to hide in a tree for six months."
- Justin
"I don't drink anything without alcohol in it."
- Nick's mom
8-16-08
"Where is everyone? They're about to get left behind on the meat train."
- Rob Beebe
"She doesn't have a nice ass but her tits make up for it."
- Vinh Vu
"If you were any whiter we'd be burning crosses on the front yard."
- Greg Basa as said to Rob
"This shit is not real!"
- Ryan McNutt while pointing at his cake after someone said the cake is a lie
"That is the drunkest DD I have ever seen."
- Joel as said about Rich
9-22-08
"Some people also have a vagina that looks like you could toss a major league baseball team's worth of baseball bats in it for safe keeping."
- Derek Parrott
10-31-08
"Fucking zipper stop attacking my dick."
- Derek Parrott
"I gotta fix my drawers, excuse me."
- Derek Parrott
"All these Shamwow jokes giving you a boner?"
- Ryan McNutt as said to Derek
12-17-08
"I bet Japanese people will be the first race to have sex with robots."
- Byphareast
12-31-08
"Put it on your face like a feed bag."
- Ryan McNutt on the german park buckets
"If you can't get it up you might as well go down."
- Bob
"Declare jihad when you see the yellow background."
- Rob Beebe on rock band
"I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be using IPJ as a chaser."
- Greg Basa
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