Vote for Quote of the Year! "It's all about the Filipino tactics. Covering your ass with a banana leaf and shooting things with a blow dart gun." - Rich Soliven during an AIM chat room discussion about martial arts and the like "Look to the fucking this way!" - Joe speaking Engrish while trying to get the attention of the Major Magic's lady "Mapquest led me to the crabs." - Nick Lau while driving to Otakon "It's like getting road head from a bear trap." - Nick Lau with Domo-kun's face in his lap "Meow...*Thump*" - Derek's cat Lucky wanting to be petted "That ain't no hate crime. I hate everyone the same." - Tom "It's not save a damsel in distress, it's pimp a damsel in distress." - Rob after Derek said something about picturing Tom as a super hero and him saving a damsel in distress "You know what I've never done before? Pissed in my own bushes." - Nick Lau "You broke combo you slut!" - Derek Parrott while watching Nick play Dance Summit 2001 "Are we playing Starcraft tonight?" - Rich Soliven asking everyone at Nick's house