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Sex is like...


<bgsound src="Salt_and_Peppa_--_Lets_Talk_About_Sex.mp3" loop=infinite> Thanks to all the Tiffinites who helped put this list together! Any additions? E-mail me!




*Sex is like.... golf... the goal is to get it in the hole.

*Sex is like.... mountain climbing... strive to reach the peak.

*Sex is like.... baseball... the more power in the bat, the better chance for a home run.

*Sex is like.... skiing... its better when the guys go down.

*Sex is like.... rugby... hookers make the game worth while.

*Sex is like.... hockey... you use your stick to score.

*Sex is like.... swimming... you end up all wet.

*Sex is like.... bowling... sometimes its better to put your fingers in the hole to get a strike.

*Sex is like.... running... its not worth it unless you break a sweat.

*Sex is like.... crew... the faster you stroke it... the faster you finish.

*Sex is like.... horseback riding... when you are riding, you can't help but go up and down.

*Sex is like.... fishing... sometimes nibbling is good, other times a bite will get you hooked.

*Sex is like.... hunting... the way to get them is a big blow to the head.

*Sex is like.... basketball... the longer the player is, the easier/better/more often they score.

*Sex is like.... water polo... you get all wet, you play with balls, and a helmet is advised in case it gets rough.

*Sex is like.... car racing... the more power you put into it, the farther you go.