These are my rants. They are in order and are much easier to understand if they are read in such a way. These are separated into different chapters, reflecting on different phases in my life, some I have relationships during, some I don't. Some I have a good mood in, most I don't regardless, these are my pieces and I hope you like them. Also, a word of caution, some of these things may be offensive, so read at your own risk, and keep in mind, its okay to laugh at the damn things.