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Update: 5-7-02 Open
For those of you who don't know me, I am Nick Unthank, a 16 year old from Ohio. I like wrestling, comics, movies, and all that other great geek stuff, but I also enjoy writing. I have written quite a few pieces, and some have won awards. I've written short stories, poems, essays, editorials, journals, articles, but, most importantly, I have written rants. A rant is an essay like piece of literature where the writer goes on for some time about a certain subject and continues to bitch about it and suck all legitimacy out of it in hopes to gain a laugh from his audience. (Dennis Miller is famous for these). Seeing the fun in the medium I gave it a shot (well, a couple, okay, more like a shitload of shots) and I found that many of my friends thought them entertaining. So I decided to put them out in the public the only way I knew how- the Internet. I call my collection the Nick Box, and to read the entries simply click the rants button and find the one you want. There are a lot, and I hope to have all of them on here soon. These will be added in chronological order and, if you want the full effect, should be read as such. However, you can jump around, and, as this site grows, I may have a reader's choice list. I might add my poems and stories on here if you guys really want me to. To contact me hit me up on AIM as GEWSiNN or email me at GEWSiNN666@aol.com. Look for a guestbook or forum to be added soon as well. So, what are you waiting for? Start reading damnit!