- [ [ The scene opens up backstage at a W W E Houseshow event. Where Jerry ' The King ' Lawler and Good Ol' Jim Ross are sitting down at ringside at the commentary station. The fans are standing to there feet awaiting the next match as we cut in and listen to what Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler have got to say. ] ] -

- [ [ G o o d O l ' Jim Ross ] ] -
Hello to you and everyone here .. my name is Jim Ross but folkes like to call me .. J.R. I am the offical ring announcer of the W W E and I am sitting along side my long term buddy .. Jerry Lawler ..

- [ [ T h a K i n g ' Jerry Lawler ] ] -
What's Up America .. My name is Jerry Lawler but most of the superstars and people around here call me the King! And I think we all know the reason of that is now don't we j.r.

- [ [ G o o d O l ' Jim Ross ] ] -
No King Why don't you elighten us ..

- [ [ T h a K i n g ' Jerry Lawler ] ] -
Cause I rule All J.R. You knew that!

- [ [ G o o d O l ' Jim Ross ] ] -
Ha Ha .. of course I did .. But listen folkes .. Right before we came on the air we recieved word that the WWE camera's are set up live down the road in a trailor park!? Now the reason of this I have no idea ..

- [ [ T h a K i n g ' Jerry Lawler ] ] -
Trailor Park!? It has to be somethen with .. Noble!

- [ [ G o o d O l ' Jim Ross ] ] -
Well lets all find out shall we ..

- [ [ The W W E titantron turns on to show a old broken out trailor .. Most of the windows are broke out and the front door is missing. All of the sudden from the side of the camera's view steps out Ric Flair! What the heck is he doing here!? ] ] -

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
Geez .. It stinks here!

- [ [ Ric turns to face the camera ] ] -

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
Noble .. how you manage to stay in this awful smelling place is out of my mind! That's right folkes right before Jamie Noble got a contract with the W W E .. Well that trash was livin' in this run down trailor ..

- [ [ From one of the windows Batista Appears ] ] -

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
Flair you gotta see in this thing ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
heh .. and get this suit dirty ..

- [ [ Batista holds up a picture ] ] -

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
that little piece of trash didn't even finish packing his stuff up .. here is a picture of him and i guess his younger cousin or somethen .. i can't really tell if it's a man or a woman .. but i can tell it has more teeth than noble ha ha

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
.. Batista you gotta realize any living thing has more teeth than Noble does ..

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
yeah i bet .. he has his name wrotten all over this wall in here ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
is it even spelled right?

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
j .. a .. m .. y ha ha not even close .. what a idiot

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
heh .. this thursday you are gonna beat that chump like the piece of trash he is ..

- [ [ Batista disappears from the window and then comes out of the front door ] ] -

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
better check ourselves for ticks ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
i just did i don't have any on me .. what about you?

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
i don't either .. but i will again before we leave this trashy place ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
hey look at what i see ..

- [ [ Flair points over to a trailor across from Noble's old one. ] ] -

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
Read that mail box ..

- [ [ ' NOBLE FAM ' is spray painted across it ] ] -

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
I thought .. that we was just at his old trailor ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
i say we go check it out how bout' you dave?

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
heh .. you know my answer naitch

- [ [ both men walk across the road and enter the yard of the NOBLE FAM trailor .. Ric Flair walkes up the bent three steps and knocks on the door and steps back .. as soon as Flair backs off the door swings open. ] ] -

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
Who you be boy?

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
hello .. i am friends with Jamie Noble .. I was wondering if you had any relation to him or knew anyone around here that did ..

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
yeah .. i am his momma .. who wanna know .. what is yo name?

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
My name is Billy and this right here is Jerome ..

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
ha ha .. that's right mam my name is jerome ..

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
well it's might fine to meet ya two .. but i am fraid' my dear son moved away .. he went up and signed up for this rasslin' business and i ain't seen my baby since ..

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
Well that's all nice but .. You didn't let us finish what we were gonna say mam ..

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
well finsih boy ..

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
Mam .. your son Jamie Noble .. has been murdered

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
wha - wha - what? how come?

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
how come .. heck ladie i don't know ..

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
you mean to tell me my good little angel has passed away?

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
yadda yadda .. and blah blah .. miss noble your son died!

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
who are you two!

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
listen momma .. we are the the two who killed him!

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
oh my gawd .. hank get the shotgun!

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
listen lady there will be no need for that now .. your son hasn't passed yet we lied ..

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
what! what in god name is your two boys problem ..

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
did you hear me lady .. i said YET

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
Thursday Night .. Your son faces off against me .. The Genetic Revolution in a match in the World Title Tournament and I will be damned if I lose to a piece of trailor trash like your idiotic son .. So at thursday .. I am gonna terminate him ..

- [ [ a man comes up behind jamie noble's mom rubbing his eyes ] ] -

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
Who the heck are you big guy?

- [ [ B i g M a m m a Martha Noble ] ] -
This is Jamie's Uncle .. Randy Noble ..

- [ [ The big man grabs Jamie's moms butt and smiles ] ] -

- [ [ N a i t c h ' Ric Flair ] ] -
disgusting!

- [ [ M o n s t e r ' Dave Batista ] ] -
you incest little pieces of trash .. i am gonna enjoy each and every moment of destorying your son limb by limb .. Come on Flair I have seen enough lets get the heck out of this trash kingdom ..

- [ [ The scene then fades back out to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler who are laughing from watching the video that was just shown on the W W E titantron ] ] -

- [ [ G o o d O l ' Jim Ross ] ] -
Oh MY Gosh .. King that has got to be the funniest thing I have ever viewed in my entire career

- [ [ T h a K i n g ' Jerry Lawler ] ] -
.. what's jamie noble gonna say when he sees this ..

- [ [ The lights go dim and these words flash on the titantron ] ] -