Katie's Surprise Visit To Holy Cross

This past weekend, Katie decided to go on a surprise visit to see Jake at Holy Cross. Little did she know, she had embarked on a great dramatic adventure. This is that story....

  Katie first arrived at Holy Cross. Yes, our school is that small.

Jake exploded with surprise at her arrival. What a great surprise he thought!

Katie met all the weirdos that go to Holy Cross.

  Exhausted from her drive up, Katie decided to just take a shower and go to bed.

  Katie and Jake went to bed.....ooooooooo they BETTER HAVE BEHAVED!!!

  Jake steped out to go to the bathroom, and when he returned found Steve sleeping with Katie!

  In a jealous fit of rage, Jake pulled out his gun and began to shoot Steve repeatedly.

  Steve, however, pulled out his gun as well. The two had a gunfight in the room. Miraculously Jake dodged Steve's bullets and got his gun from him.

  Steve, however, pulled out his knife and went after Jake.

  Steve got his gun back, but it was too late and Jake shot him several times. As it turned out Steve was a robot, and he did not bleed. He died.

  After all the drama, Katie decided to calm down by having one of Jake's fine Monte Cristo cigars.

The cigar wasn't doing much for her, so Katie decided to have a couple shots. Katie ran away and Jake went back to bed for the night, and searched for Katie in the morning.

When she ran away, Katie came across the King. The two exchanged small talk and then Katie was on her way again.

Katie met up with Jesus, and they hung out for a while.

Katie and Jesus decided to swing by Begley's dorm and pick him up. The three headed out for a night on the town.

On Sunday, Katie and Jake made up. They later went on to live happily ever after, as a teacher and an FBI agent. Due to Katie's love of children, the two had 23 kids. Each was named Begley1, Begley2, Begley3, and so on.

Katie had to leave and go back to Ohio. Jake was sad.

On her way home, Katie dropped my Malaysia for a quick visit.

THE END

Special thanks go out to Everett Fritz III and Steve Tinholt for the making of this website. No actual harm was inflicted on Steve during the making; Steve is not really a robot. Just for kicks, here's Everett:

Feel better Katie Kate! Hope this brightened up your day a little bit!!!