EminEm~ Business

Intro:

Dr Dre:

Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.

Eminem:

Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fucking right!

Dr Dre:

To the rap mobile, let's go!

Lady:

Marshall!

Marshall!

Eminem:

Bitches and Gentleman!

It's showtime!

Hurry, hurry step right up!

Introducing the star of our show, his name is...

Lady:

Marshall!

Eminem:

You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now

So without futher adieu, I bring to you...

Lady:

Marshall!

Verse #1:

Your bout to witness hip hop in its

Most pourest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless

Most hardest, most honest, known artist

Chip off the old block but old doc is back!

Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin

Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden

With his own private plane, his own pilot

Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges

Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges

*VRRM VRRM* Yeah, here I come

My inches away from you, here fear none

Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

Chorus 2x:

Let's get down to business

I don't got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down

On these clowns, can i get a witness?

Dr Dre:

Hell Yeah

Verse #2:

Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles

Gee willycores Dre, holly bat syllables

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham

When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals

So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best

You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it

Flows too wet, nobody close to it

Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit

The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it

On an eighties songs and

exagerate it all So much

they make it all up

There's no such thing

Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

It just means so much more to so much more

People when you rapping and you know what for

The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll

To Marshall and Andre's carnival

C'mon, now!

Chorus 2x:

Verse #3:

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo

Two old friends, why panic?

You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes

Dial straight down the center 8 0 0

You can even call collect, the most feared duet

Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett

And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat

People stepping over people just to rush to the set

Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely

Ease over these beats, and be so breezy

Jesus, how can shit be so easy

How can one Sandra be so leavy

Turn on these beats MC's dont see me

Believe me, BET and MTV

Are gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy

Can't leave rap alone the game needs me

'Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains

Nothing but clowns down here

But we, ain't fucking around round here

Yo Dre!

Dr Dre:

Whuddup?

Eminem:

Can I get a hell yeah?

Dr Dre:

Hell Yeah

Chorus 2x:

Outro:

Eminem:

So there you have it folks

Lady:

Marshall!

Eminem:

Has come to save the day

Back with his friend Andre

And to remind you that bullshit does not pay

Because

Lady:

Marshall!

Eminem:

And Andre are here to stay and never go away

Until our dying day, until we're old and grey

Lady:

Marshall!

Eminem:

So until next times friends

Same blonde hair, same rap channel

Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming

Your host for the evening

Lady:

Marshall!

Eminem:

Oh, hah