| Name | Nickname | Name | Nickname |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan | Smitty / Billy | Dane | Gay Cowboy / Darkman |
| John | Cakes | Rick | Big Montana / R.L.D. |
| Mike | Chuck | Nate | The 3rd / Porky |
| Mike | Batman / Daddy | Josh | Skippy |
| Kevin | Bruce / Artist Formally Known as Bruce | Chad | Super Jew |
| Theresa | Terrance | Julien | Canuck |
| Jessie | Butch | All the Guys @ 1 Point | Ray |
| Nick | Lance | ||
| April | Ape Tits | ||
| Alexis | Captain No Fun / Princess | ||
| Shanon | Dudie Jr. | ||
| Colleen | Cock Fiend | ||
| Tom | Screech | ||
| Marty | McBill | ||
| Kelly | Billette | ||
| Boss Dave | Ace | ||
| Boss Pat | Patty Cakes | ||
| Brad | Eddie Bug Eyes | ||
| Jim | Bill | ||
| Matt | Pimp Daddy | ||
| Ashley | Smashley | ||
| Megan | Hoots | ||
| Heather | Heather the Hoe | ||
| Tony | El Presidente | ||
| Maggie | Marge | ||
| Tia | Mamma Tia |