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Words of Wisdom...

• Grab life by the balls and don't let go until it coughs out everything it has to offer.
• A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
• Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
• Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
• If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend.
• If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• Yesterday is a past, tomorrow is a future , today is a gift that's why it's called 'present'
• Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
• A billion Chinese can't be wrong, eat rice.
• Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today.
• A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
• A person that learns from their mistakes is smart. A person that learns from other people's mistakes is smarter.
• Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
• Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
• On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bugsplats.
• Only dead fish go with the flow.

Websites that you need to check out!

The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation..
Walk America- Help save premature babies!
Josh Groban.. beautiful singer, you MUST check him out!
The ultimate website for anybody with too much time on their hands.
Link to comedian Dane Cook... he is absolutely hilarious!
Another comedian for ya, Stephen Lynch.
Information about South Carolina for anybody who wants to visit! (Hint Hint)

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