"order some golf shoes...or else we'll never get out of this place alive" - Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you so hard. You probably don't even know why this says this. Well fuck you for that too." - karl, in his away message on 1.24.02
"why the fuck does my throat hurt so much?" - greg
probably all that jizz" - jack
I highly doubt that" greg (notice how he accepts the fact that there is semen in his mouth)
"yes jack, my own dick. i bent it backwards and rammed it up my own ass" - greg holcomb
jsvo88: you gay?
Gunslik: is that an invitation?
jsvo88: not particularly... I'm not gay.... but if I were
"viva jay sherman...viva quebec"
"shaquille oneal is a big guy...i ...mean his penis size" - greg
"smokers don't deserve to live" - greg
"i'm your little jackass" - greg (said to me on 02.02.02
"The point of war is not to die fighting for your country, its to make the bastard on the other side die for his." - General George Patton
"no i don't want kenny g. i need a buffer man than that" - greg 2.3.02
jsvo88: lol.... well, just because he's (greg) a nerd and he's into poltics and masturbating doesnt mean everyone has to fit into the stereotypes
greg: she's just not smart enough to go looking for it (my aol profile)
greg: you sound like joe caruso's little sister now
jack: you'd like that wouldn't you?
greg: actually she's pretty hot for a little kid (mind this is an 8 year old girl)
greg: look, she's brilliant...but she's lacking something...it's two words, eleven letters one beginning with a "c" one with an "s"
greg: she's like a big gorilla
jack: so what's on your gay porn web page?
greg: jordan
greg: i'm gonna fuck him in the ass
greg: everyday i go to reidy funeral home and jerk off on the bodies, no, i jerk off in their mouths before they sew them shut
greg: what if joe (caruso) was one of us a non fag like one of us (sung to the tune of "what if God was one of us)
greg: if i were a chick i would have wet myself, i would have even stuck my finger down there
greg: i have gay
jsvo88: yeah.... I brought it up as an inside joke but it's not like I was like "yeah, he's freakin ugly"... you're too cool for me to say that.... and it's not true.... I'm not sayin you're attractive... I'm just gonna stop talking
gergtier: HOLY CRAP THE COMPUTER NEXT TO ME THAT ISNT ON IS TALKING TO ME
sunfire5152: i was playing them today, it felt like an orgasm for my fingers
those kids are gonna say, "that kid has a nice joey caruso butt, i'm gonna ram it like there's no tommorrow" - greg
Bismarck6060: but i hate eating alone more than i like having sex
if i had boobs i would touch 'em all the time - greg
jack, will you marry me....it burns!!! - greg
he's black, jack, they're all the same. same with puerto ricans and mexicans. they're all mutts - anonymous roommate
i don't like jordan - greg
gergtier: i just want to poke some cooter
jsvo88: I know... we all do
gergtier: jsvo88: i searched it before, it didn't work
jsvo88: plus when i hover over it it says fatchicks.com
jsvo88: which must be one of your favorite sites
i'm looking for a male - greg
you should feel priveleged to know about my burning penis - greg (don't ask...i will not tell)
you just made me wet - greg (to me)
jsvo88: lol.... you've obviously never been punched by sarah.... yeah, who'm I kiddin, you're right.... we'll get Whitey drunk and he'll knock her out (referring to the woman who called me joe baker)
greg: some of my best friends are little girls' pussies, like joe caruso, wait i'm not done, jeff.
Dominikhar13: what's up yo?
"killing your wife isn't that bad...the bitch probably deserves it, you know how bitches are...their body's always saying yes and they're always saying no, you never know what the fuck they mean"
jsvo88: jack, you are a real man.... you don't need to go around impressing people with your stories of hot soup
Dominikhar13: what if i don't want to leave a message
Dominikhar13: how about them apples
Dominikhar13: huh?
Dominikhar13: yeha
Dominikhar13: that's what i thought you little bitch
Dominikhar13: go fuck yourself in the ass with a carrot
thank you so much karl