(yeah, you heard me, I love Penguins!!!)

As you can probably already tell, i like penguins. In fact, some may say that I love penguins. My e-mail address is proof of this since it declares the fact freely (i-love-penguins@lycos.com). Unlike some people i have discovered, I am not afraid nor ashamed to freely espress my love for them.

In my many adventures as a penguin lover i have met many other penguin enthousiasts. But none of them quite compare to a rock. If ya know what i mean. Don't worry, I don't know what i mean either. Well, feel free to surf around my site here, and report back to me if you see any signs of danger. (I don't know what that meant either.)

If you are on my site for educational purposes, you may find the following glossary of terms useful,
but i should probably warn ya that i am a compulsive liar:

Tuxedo This is what non-penguin lovers claim penguins wear. I would conceive this thought, but it is simply inconceiveable. Rookery This is a penguins breeding ground. Also known as a big penguin orgy. Krill This is what many penguins eat. It is a sort of shimpy like thing.

Plumage This is what plum fairy penguins eat. He he he, just kidding, this is the baby's down, or feathers. Raft This is what a group of penguins in the water is called. Southern Hemisphere This is where all penguins live. Yes, only in the southern hemisphere.

MY FAVORITE PENGUIN PICTURES