1. "Did he just say funky butt lovin'?" - Rookie of the Year
2. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and..." - Anger Management
3. "You did your best? Loser always say they did their best. Winners go home and f#@k the prom queen!" - The Rock
4. "That's a huge bitch!" - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo
5. "Something bit me!" - Forest Gump
6. "I have got to get me one of these!" - Independence Day
7. "Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!" - Top Gun
8. "Which way is your weiner pointing?" - Me
9. "So what are we going to do today Brain: (Brain) The same thing we do every day Pinky, try to take over the world!" - Pinky and the Brain
10. "Yes it is true, this man has no dick." - Ghostbusters
11. "The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - Moulin Rouge
12. "I saw you and the squishy lady canudaling like a bunch of juck yard rabbits!" - The Simpsons
13. "He did hit you, he didn't bump you, he rubbed you and son rubbin is racing!" - Days of Thunder
14. "But you don't have any friends. no" (gollum/semeagle) - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
15. "No I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!" - Happy Gilmore
16. "Think about it." - Vegas
17. "Who is the bigger loser? The loser or the loser you hangs out with the loser." - Me
18. . "95% of people talk baby talk to their dogs, does that mean that 5% of people talk dog to their baby. Ruff" - Commerical
19. " 'F' my butt" - Me
20. "I have an eleven inch penis, around. Think about it." - American Pie
21. "If I see one more massive orgy I'm moving to Tibet!" - Bio Dome
22. "Who knows! I don't know!" - Jody Williams
23. "I'll be around, only if you want me to be there by your side. I am ready for you!" - Hoobastank
24. "Pinky are you pondering what I am pondering? (Pinky) I think so Brain. (snort) No, it's too stupid!" - Pinky and the Brain
25. "Welcome to the 20th century! Huh, wait, it is the 21st. See you are that far behind!" - Jason and Me
26. "It the stuff that dreams are made of." - Explorers
27. "If you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom or stirred?" - Bio Dome
28. "Wait, wait, wait, I got air in my eye!" - Me
29. "You feelin' me?" - many people
30. "If I want you to lie, I will tell you to lie!" - Jason

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INFORMATION

Hobbies:

Hunting Running Roller Skating Working on Jetskis Fishing Biking Walking Sadie Fixing my truck

Hiking LIfting Weights Playing with Sadie Partying Camping Swimming Climbing Hanging out

Turn Ons:

I am not one you falls for the typical hot girls like everyone else. I mean, sure, Britney Spears is kinda hot but she just doesn't seem to be the kinda of person that I am looking for (or I can even get, for that matter). Now I am not going to preach about how you should not fall in love with models or actresses that you see in magazines, Lord knows I have a little thing for Jennifer Lopez, Sara Michelle Gellar, and Jennifer Anniston. But what I am really looking for is a girl is not afraid to be herself. Someone who doesn't feel the need to act cool or date the cool guys and turn into a differnet person just so she will be liked. I know that this is not what you want to hear about so I will get down to the interesting stuff.

The kinda of girls I like are: funny, intelligent, interesting, caring, thoughful, and understanding. I am a sucker for long hair, beautiful eyes, and a great smile. She has to be athletic (no lazy people), adventuresome, open-hearted, and free spirited.

Turn Offs:

I hate liars. Liars who are always willing to hurt or get someone else in trouble just to make theirself feel better. I can't stand girls who won't talk to you in public or who will only talk to you when no one else is around. **News flash: treating people like dirt is not a good way to be liked by everyone.** Huh...that is about it. If I think of anything else I will post it.
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