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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "People suck."~Shelby "Lots and lots of dick."~Katie "I'm a man with the wrong parts."~Lindsey "Take Centrum- it's complete"~Katie "All squirrels are sexy"~Shelby "How funny would it be if you were humping an elephant?"~Lindsey "Exulted warrior!"~Lindsey "Why is it that old women can get action but I can't?"~Shelby "I don't pee my pants...anymore."~Lindsey "I already know how to work a wood."~Lindsey "Deja vu= Blow job."~Shelby "This is the fucked up most I've ever been."~Katie "We smell like taxi drivers, we're gonna get all the men tonight."~Lindsey "Piss and air fresheners- that's the way to go!"~Katie "Lick my butthole!"~Lindsey Bota-a-aaaanicals!"~Shelby "Cuz I'm free...FREE FALLIN!"~Lindsey and Shelby "Bag lady, bag lady!"~Lindsey "Attack of the pussy balls!"~Shelby "Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship."~Shelby "What if you're allergic to fruit?"~Katie "Psycho grandpa man!"~Katie "He's just annoying as homemade sin."~Steve "Lopey Towel?"~Lindsey "I thought it was just suicide?"~Lindsey "No, just if they die- you still win."~Steve "I have been on a nude bitch...BEACH!"~Erica "Fill out a minority scholarship and tell them your Asian. If they question you, just tell them your a cauc-asian.That's how I'm here."~Steve "Man, I wish I was 'crunked.' You know, high and drunk at the same time, 'crunked'."~Chase "Black people love it."~Justin "Have you ever tasted champagne before?"~Justin "Do you know where the bush is?"~Mic "Hey, I've got an idea you Shelby bastard. GO ORDER A PIZZA!"~Lindsey "Hey look, I can do a bridge."~Lindsey "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! You gotta move!"~Lindsey "Nice boys aren't real- it's like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny."~Erica "So I hear I'm going to jump you now."~Kelly "Fuck you, you fuckin guy."~Everyone "I have a vagina on my crotch."~Shelby "You wouldn't fuck dare say fuck."~Shelby "I never understood that word, what is it, fuckfaced?"~Katie "Oooh, don't, shit!"~Adam "Hey, Shelby has tap shoes. I bet she's gonna tap dance naked."~Lindsey "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps, how can I help you?"~Lindsey "Bob is a mystical man of magic."~Katie More to come soon!! |
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