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So I swear I know some of the funniest people around... and they're always saying things to amuse me and make me laugh. I figured I might as well share them, right? So here they are - the most quotable things my wonderful friends say (or at least the most quotable things my wonderful friends say that are appropriate enough to post on the internet...) Me: Did you fall out of bed? Chris: Yes, now go away or I'll kill you. Me (after walking in the boys' bedroom and finding no one one the floor): No you didn't! Chris: Yes I did, and then I fell back in. Chuck:Actually it was me that fell out of bed...I was reaching for my alarm clock and just fell right out... "Moms are no fun to shop with unless they're your dad"~Smart Malini, smart "Pretty soon they'll all be fish and then you can put them in your aquarium of a refrigerator!"~Me, don't ask "I congregated the hell outta that room!"~Mike "I really like Germany, except for the minor mishap with World War II"~Irina "If I move a molecule, I'll fall off"~Mike "If I ran around naked, people wouldn't like it. I'd wear tennis shoes."~Mike (I don't even remember what started that conversation...) "Can I have that, what do you call it? A banana?"~Daniela, referring to a bandana "Mike, I'm gonna throw you out the window"~Daniela, on multiple occasions "Shelby, can you see me? That's me hun!"~Daniela Me: I'm finally getting tired Daniela: I'm tired, but it's not really here yet. It's like on the elevator...on the 7th floor... "We just need to breathe...and then push again."~Daniela "What? Me trying to eat a hot dog with a paper fork?"~Me "That's the guy from Big Fat Greek Fat Wedding Fat!"~Daniela Me: Drama should be my middle name. Mike: How about momma, sounds the same but it's funnier "Idiot has more vowels than other letters...constellations"~Mike "I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else, except that when my pants are on, I eat Taco Bell!!!!"~Mike Me: You always know just what to say. Mike: Like a monkey. "Yeah except I would eat you right now if I could."~Daniela "I love the way that smells- I just wanna stay by the trash."~Daniela "Ah buh mah bung!"~Daniela, trying to tell me she bit her tongue "I'm not in the room, don't come in"~Daniela "It's Daniela hun, not Daniels"~Daniela "...your preferential ability...ha whatever that meant"~Chuck "Oh so Bachelorette #3 is a sensitive one... shoulda known it'd be the psychology major..."~Our crazy bus driver playing the bachelorette game Apparently me being a psych major is funny to my friends... they have a lot to say about it: Mike: See Id run! Daniela: I want to be psyscoalagized! Bryan: haha, then you have a dilemma and must consult yourself Chuck: Psychobiology? What the hell is that? Do you like psychologize ameobas? And be like 'Here's what's wrong with you...' Chuck (again): You can psychologize SARS and find out why it likes to hurt people... More to come soon I'm sure! |
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